Crush Application Thread

[LadyOfMystery]

Way back when there was a dating application thread, but in fear of that sounding a bit too serious and demanding, I thought I would make a fun crush application thread.

This is how it will work!

You make up an application for other people to fill out, the person to fill it out can either quote your application, fill it out and post in here in the thread OR! send it to you via PM.

You can take all the time you need to look through your applications to find just the right match.

After you pick your applicant, it's all up to you! Talk, send gifs, send lolcats, rep each other, be friends! But overall, just have fun with this and don't take it seriously..... Unless you know, you and the applicant you pick fall madly in love with each other and you go off and get CF married

That HAS happened before...Just sayin.


Make your application questions as funny, offbeat, serious, crazy, thoughtful, as you want, it's your application!

 

[SarahsKnight]

Unless you know, you and the applicant you pick fall madly in love with each other and you go off and get CF married

That HAS happened before...Just sayin.

It has? ... Hunh. Well, I guess it does eventually pay for one to be naively idealistic and hopeful when it comes to love.

My guess would be that you were the clever and mischievous matchmaker behind that incident, too, Jennie.

 

[Barzel]

It has? ... Hunh. Well, I guess it does eventually pay for one to be naively idealistic and hopeful when it comes to love.

My guess would be that you were the clever and mischievous matchmaker behind that incident, too, Jennie.

There was a thread a while ago that listed five or six couples that had gotten married after meeting here, I think.

 

[redblue22]

people who want to crush on me here: zero.

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[LadyOfMystery]

people who want to crush on me here: zero.

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This isn't a thread about marriage. It's just about making an application for females and males to fill out so you can pick who to crush on. Mutual crush suceeded!

Also it's all in fun and not to be taken seriously.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Jennie's Application:


TBA

 

[Barzel]

1. First name? (Optional)

2. Gender.

3. Were you born with your current gender?

4. What is your religion? Describe it.

5. How did you "arrive" at following that religion?

6. How old are you?

7. Nationality?

8. Describe your appearance. (Optional)

9. What is it you like about me?

10. How do you feel about zombies? (Required; application will be ignored if this question is not answered.)

11. Do you like to talk to tomatoes?

12. Can a squash make you smile?

13. Do you like to waltz with potatoes up and down the produce aisle?

 

[redblue22]

1. What would you like me to call you?

2. What are your dreams?

3. What do you think of poor people?

4. How do you feel about me?

5. How long have you been holding in your feelings?

6. What creative activities do you do?

7. Who is Jesus to you?

8. How do you continue your education?

9. Do you believe Heaven is a free gift we accept by trusting Christ to have taken our hell for us?

10. Do you trust God to change who you are?

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[LadyOfMystery]

Woot! I like these! Very thoughtful.

Ohh I got to think up some good questions for mine. Hmmm...

 

[Lord Of The Forest]

1. First name? (Optional) Walnut.

2. Gender. Agender.

3. Were you born with your current gender? Naturally.

4. What is your religion? Describe it. Catholic.

5. How did you "arrive" at following that religion? It is the oldest denomination.

6. How old are you? Older than the mountains, rivers, and seas.

7. Nationality? Black Walnut.

8. Describe your appearance. (Optional) Dark complexion, a bit gnarled, with full and brilliant green foliage at some times of the year.

9. What is it you like about me? Perhaps he loves me, but you are a human, and I am only a walnut tree.

10. How do you feel about zombies? (Required; application will be ignored if this question is not answered.) Resurrecting dead bodies with voodoo is a horrible act.

11. Do you like to talk to tomatoes? But of course.

12. Can a squash make you smile? After a fashion.

13. Do you like to waltz with potatoes up and down the produce aisle? I would, but I cannot fit through the door at the grocery store.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

1. Where are you from?

2. Whats your favorite color?

3. Do you like cats, dogs, or both?

4. Whats your favorite food?

5. What chore do you absolutely hate doing?

6. How do you fix a broken window?

7. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?

8. If you could be any fictional character, who would you be?

9. What 3-5 songs are included on your Life Soundtrack?

10. If you could live anywhere, where would it be?

11. Do you get angry easily?

12. List 1-5 pet peeves.

13. Do you love or hate rollercoasters?

14. What public transportation do you prefer? (Truck,car,train,plane,bus..etc)

15. Do you collect anything? If so, what? If not, why not?

16. On a scale of 1-10 how funny do you think you are?

17. Whats your style of humor?

18. Do you like the gym?

19. Coffee/Tea/Neither/Both:

20. Where do you see yourself in 2 years?

 

[SnowyMacie]

Thank you for interest in Matt, an equal opportunity person. Applicants must be female. Males are welcomed to fill this out, but applications will not be seriously considered.

Demographic
Name:
Gender:
Age:
Ethnicity (will not affect chance, just curios):
Briefly describe your appearance (hair color/length, eye color, etc.):


Personality (select most accurate)
Tomboy __ Girly Girl __
Shy __ Outgoing __
Serious __ Lighthearted __
Bold __ Timid __
Calm __ Loud __
Neat __ Messy __
Describe your sense of humor:

Your Christianity and Beliefs
Are you a Christian:
What do you think is the most important duty of a Christian:
Are you generally theologically liberal or conservative:
Briefly explain why you believe your religious beliefs:
List top three virtues:
What is one thing that you cannot stand (hypocrisy, lying, etc.):

Interests
Do you like sports (if yes, list your favorite teams):
What is your favorite genre of movies and music:
If you like TV, list your favorite shows:
Do you love to travel:
Would your rather live in a warm climate or cool:
Live in city, country, or suburbs:

Ecetera
Thoughts on PDA:
Do you want children?
Are you a dog person or cat person?
What do you like about me?

 

[MrMoe]

Who are you?

Why do you have a crush on me? What's wrong with you!?

Do you like the song Happy? (If no, don't bother to fill out the rest of this application.)

Are you vegeterian/vegan? (If yes, don't bother to fill out the rest of this application.)

If you were a pirate what would be the first thing you would do?

Do you like old hollywood films or new stuff?

Favorite band?

Do you like pizza?

Do you come here often?

Are you glad this is nearly over?

Which is better:

Iron man or batman?

Jar of dirt or compass that doesn't point north?

Samsung or Apple?

Rap music or deafness?


Staff use only:

 

[dmpeace]

Are you single?

 

[LadyOfMystery]

All of these are such good applications. I'm going to fill out some later.

 

[redblue22]

I think more women need to be pointed to this thread.

I like the screams.

"Nooooooo!!! Not him! (or her) He filled my test. Now I have to make sure I am negative to him in all the other threads."

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[LadyOfMystery]

 

[ks777]

Who are you?

Why do you have a crush on me? What's wrong with you!?

Do you like the song Happy? (If no, don't bother to fill out the rest of this application.)

Are you vegeterian/vegan? (If yes, don't bother to fill out the rest of this application.)

If you were a pirate what would be the first thing you would do?

Do you like old hollywood films or new stuff?

Favorite band?

Do you like pizza?

Do you come here often?

Are you glad this is nearly over?

Which is better:

Iron man or batman?

Jar of dirt or compass that doesn't point north?

Samsung or Apple?

Rap music or deafness?


Staff use only:

Moe is still looking for Amanda Hugnkiss.

 

[dmpeace]

All of these are such good applications. I'm going to fill out some later.

Thanks, I put a lot of time and thought into mine.

 

[graciesings]

Note: answers can be any length, depending on how much information you want to reveal.

I apologize for the length of this form. I think it would be better to figure all this out at the start than wait until later.

Name:

Age:

Gender:

Photograph of YOU taken within the last YEAR:

Photograph of you as a small child (between ages 3 and 8):

Height:

Ethnicity:

Shoe size:

Favorite shoes:

How many brothers and sisters do you have?

Do you like children?

Do you want children of your own?

Are you a Christian?

Belief statement:

Denomination (if any):

Contemporary worship or traditional hymns?

Favorite Bible verse(s):

Mission - what has God called you to do for Him?

Spiritual goals - where do you want to improve over the next 5 years?

Education:

Current Job:

Job you plan to have in 5 years:

Salary you plan to make in 5 years:

Car you drive:

Dream car:

Favorite book(s):

Favorite movie(s):

Favorite music:

Football team:

Sports you play:

Political views:

What do you think of survivalists?

What do you think of feminists?

What do you think of homeschooling?

What is your stance on gun control?

Do you shoot?

Food allergies:

Favorite meals:

Favorite cookie flavor:

Favorite cake:

Foods you HATE:

List any previous marriages/long and serious relationships/relationships that led to children:

Do you like math?

Are you musical?

Are you a "messy," "neat," or "in between?"

Are you more of a "leader" or a "follower?"

Are you shy or outgoing?

Are you tired of answering questions?

Do you have a crush on me?


In 10 words, describe your ideal woman. Think carefully.



Thank you for filling out this survey. I hope you have a nice day. Your results will be considered and, if the important questions are answered in an acceptable manner, I will get back to you with a plate of your favorite cookies and some .

God bless you,
Grace