1. "We" did not evolve from monkeys so much as modern monkeys and modern hominids (humans) share common ancestors some 30 million years ago.
2. First of all, Darwin never said his theories were wrong; he said that his theories required more evidence, which is how any scientific theory is developed. And his theories were supported by the best kind of scientific evidence starting in the late 30's, supported by literally every scientific finding since the Genetic Watershed of 1956 (also known as the Unified Theory of Biological Evolution).
3. No, no I do not. Belief is antithetical to scientific investigation, first and foremost. Next, all evidence of every credible kind points to the evolution of anatomically modern Homo sapiens something like 800,000 years ago, or slightly more. The genus Homo is first known in Africa some two million years BP, and hominids generally are known to be at least six million years old in Africa. Furthermore, faith-based arguments still have no credible counter to modern scientific dating methods, as science is concerned.
4. How come you don't speak every other language spoken by your ancestors? How come the descendants of German-speaking immigrants to the United States don't still speak and understand German? Simple: Language is a learned trait, just like all the other awesome stuff humans have learned to do over the last 80,000 years of our sociocultural and biological evolution.
And finally, in rebuttal to that final "fact," the Apes (Hominoidea) descended from the Old World Monkeys (Cercopithecoidea) some 60 million years ago. The specifics are still debated amongst those who know their ass from a hole in the ground, but there is no substantial scientific debate regarding the first hominids (2.5 mya), the first hominids to leave Africa (1.8 mya), the advent of anatomically modern humans (85 kya), or the first person to realize how all of human prehistory had actually occurred (precisely contradictory to the fairytales presented in the Bible).
I realize that most everyone has less time to waste on these sorts of arguments than I do, and I thank you for taking the time to indulge my scientifically-justified indignation, but the fact is that I have two nationally-honored degrees in Anthropology and Archaeology and a ton of undilluted common sense to support my point of view. What have you got?
