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Discussion in 'Friendship Court' started by tulc, Sep 14, 2006.

  1. tulc

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    The world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is
    identical with the discovery of truth--that the error and truth are simply
    opposite. They are nothing of the sort. What the world turns to, when it is
    cured of one error, is usually simply another error, and maybe one worse
    than the first one.
    -H. L. Mencken
     
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    [Humanity] has unquestionably one really effective weapon-laughter. Power,
    money, persuasion, supplication, persecution-these can lift at a colossal
    humbug-push it a little-weaken it a little, century by century; but only
    laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of
    laughter nothing can stand.
    -Mark Twain
     
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    Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
    -Mark Twain
     
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    It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and
    moral courage so rare.
    -Mark Twain
     
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    The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical
    invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
    -Mark Twain (1835 - 1910), Notebook, 1935
     
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    It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without
    changing a single idea.
    -Robert Anton Wilson
     
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    Moses, Jesus, and one other are out playing golf one day. Moses pulls up to
    the tee and drives a long one. It lands in the fairway but rolls directly
    toward a water trap. Quickly Moses raises his club, the water parts and it
    rolls to the other side safe and sound.

    Next, Jesus strolls up to the tee and hits a nice long one directly toward
    the same water trap. It lands directly in the center of the pond and kind of
    hovers over the water. Jesus casually walks out on the pond and chipps it up
    onto the green.

    The third individual gets up and sort of randomly whacks the ball. It heads
    out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounces
    off a truck and hits a nearby tree. From there it bounces onto the roof of a
    nearby shack and rolls down into the gutter, down the downspout, out onto
    the fairway and right toward the forementioned pond. On the way to the pond,
    it hits a little stone and bounces out over the water and onto a lily pad
    where it rests quietly. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumps up on the lily
    pad and snatches the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swoops down
    and grabbs the frog and flies away. As they pass over the green, the frog
    squeals with fright and drops the ball which bounces right into the hole for
    a beautiful hole in one.

    Moses turns to Jesus and says, "I hate playing with your Dad."
     
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    Jesus said, Whom do men say that I am?

    And his disciples answered and said, Some say you are John the Baptist
    returned from the dead; others say Elias, or other of the old prophets.

    And Jesus answered and said, But whom do you say that I am?

    Peter answered and said, "Thou art the Logos, existing in the Father as His
    rationality and then, by an act of His will, being generated, in
    consideration of the various functions by which God is related to his
    creation, but only on the fact that Scripture speaks of a Father, and a Son,
    and a Holy Spirit, each member of the Trinity being co-equal with every
    other member, and each acting inseparably with and interpenetrating every
    other member, with only an economic subordination within God, but causing no
    division which would make the substance no longer simple."

    And Jesus, answering, said, "What?"
     
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    Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
    - (How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?)
     
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    Qui bene cantat, bis orat
    -(He who sings well, prays twice)
     
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    Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?
    -(How do you get your hair to do that?)
     
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    "The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight and has no vision", Helen Keller

    "I see myself like a pencil, an instrument that is used by God", Mother Teresa
     
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    No Whammies!!
     
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    What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
    ~Oscar Wilde
     
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    Idealism is what precedes experience;
    cynicism is what follows.
    ~David T Wolf
     
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  18. tulc

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    The Bible says my King is a seven-way king..He's the King of the Jews;
    that's a racial king..He's the King of Israel; that's a national King..He's
    the King of Righteousness..He's the King of the Ages...He's the King of
    Heaven..He's the King of Glory..He's the King of kings, and He's the Lord of
    lords. That's my King. Well..I wonder, do you know Him?.. David said, "The
    Heavens declare the glory of God and the firmament shows His handiwork. My
    King is a sovereign King. No means of measure can define His limitless love.
    No far seeing telescope can bring into visibility the coastline of His
    shoreless supply. No barrier can hinder Him from pouring out His blessings.
    He's enduringly strong..He's entirely sincere..He's eternally steadfast..He's
    immortally graceful..He's imperially powerful..He's impartially merciful...
    Do you know Him?

    He's the greatest phenomenon that ever crossed the horizon of this world.
    He's God's Son..He's a sinner's Saviour..He's the centerpiece of
    civilization..He stands in the solitude of Himself..He's august..He's
    unique..He's unparalleled..He's unprecedented..He's the loftiest idea in
    literature..He's the highest personality in philosophy..He's the supreme
    problem in higher criticism..He's the fundamental doctrine of true
    theology..He's the cardinal necessity for spiritual religion..He's the
    miracle of the age.. He's the superlative of everything good that you choose
    to call Him..He's the only one qualified to be an all sufficient Saviour.. I
    wonder if you know Him today?

    He supplies strength for the weak..He's available for the tempted and the
    tried..He sympathizes and He saves..He strengthens and sustains..He guards
    and He guides..He heals the sick..He cleanses lepers..He forgives
    sinners..He discharges debtors..He delivers captives..He defends the
    feeble..He blesses the young..He serves the unfortunate..He regards the
    aged..He rewards the diligent..and He beautifies the meek... I wonder if you
    know Him?

    Well, my King..is the King..He's the key to knowledge..He's the wellspring
    to wisdom..He's the doorway of deliverance..He's the pathway of peace..He's
    the roadway of righteousness ..He's the highway of holiness..He's the
    gateway of glory... Do you know Him?

    Well..His office is manifold..His promise is sure..His light is
    matchless..His goodness is limitless..His mercy is everlasting..His love
    never changes..His word is enough..His grace is sufficient..His reign is
    righteous..and His yoke is easy, and his burden is light. I wish I could
    describe Him to you, but He's indescribable..He's incomprehensible..He's
    invincible..He's irresistible.

    Well, you can't get Him out of your mind..You can't get Him off of your
    hand..You can't out live Him, and you can't live without Him..The Pharisees
    couldn't stand Him, but they found out they couldn't stop Him..Pilate couldn't
    find any fault in Him..The witnesses couldn't get their testimonies to
    agree..Herod couldn't kill Him..Death couldn't handle Him, and the grave
    couldn't hold Him. Yea!!!, that's my King, that's my King.

    Father."Thine is the Kingdom..and the Power..and the Glory..Forever"..and
    ever, and ever, and ever, and ever. How long is that? And ever.and ever.and
    when you get through with all the forevers, then.. AMEN!..AMEN!
    -Dr. S.M. Lockridge
     
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    The only tyrant I accept in this world is the still voice within.
    -Mohandas Gandhi
     
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    Prayer is not an old woman's idle amusement. Properly understood and
    applied, it is the most potent instrument of action.
    -Mohandas Gandhi
     
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