Comebacks to why you aren't married yet!

[~Beauty_from_Pain~]

THESE are great! Feel free to use them liberally!

You haven't asked yet.

I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.


Because I just love hearing this question.

Just lucky, I guess.

It gives my mother something to live for.

My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole.

I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.


I'm waiting until I get to be your age.


I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.

Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.

My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.

They just opened a great singles bar on my block.

I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.

What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?

I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.

I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.
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(Bonus reply for Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
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[Blackguard_]

I'm waiting until I get to be your age.

I think I'll use that one if a married person younger than me ever asks that.

 

[Sketcher]

I just wait for an opportunity to go whppsshh! I usually don't have to wait too long.

 

[Blank123]

excellent. *does the creepy monty burns hand thing*

 

[127.0.0.1]

Some of those are funny.

 

[Scottish Knight]

THESE are great! Feel free to use them liberally!

You haven't asked yet. ​

I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life. ​

Because I just love hearing this question. ​

Just lucky, I guess. ​

It gives my mother something to live for. ​

My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole. ​

I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America. ​

I'm waiting until I get to be your age. ​

I already have enough laundry to do, thank you. ​

Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating. ​

My co-op board doesn't allow spouses. ​

They just opened a great singles bar on my block. ​

I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness. ​

What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads? ​

I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck. ​

I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.​

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Lol. Next time I'm asked I'll need to try some of these.

 

[Thunder Peel]

Because the restraining order makes it hard for us to be together.

 

[Obzocky]

Because the restraining order makes it hard for us to be together.

Yoinked.

 

[JohnDB]

The Marja Reeshie says that all thirty of us are married to him.....Would you like to marry him too?

OR...

We can't get married till she gets a real divorce from her three ex husbands.

 

[white dove]

THESE are great! Feel free to use them liberally!

You haven't asked yet.

I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.


Because I just love hearing this question.

Just lucky, I guess.

It gives my mother something to live for.

My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole.

I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.


I'm waiting until I get to be your age.


I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.

Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.

My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.

They just opened a great singles bar on my block.

I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.

What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?

I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.

I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.
​

(Bonus reply for Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
​

Niiiiice.

 

[Quoth]

My favorite thus far has been more in response to people telling me I'm too picky and I'll never be married if I don't (essentially) settle:

To quote Commodore Norrington, "I can't help it if your standards are lax."

 

[Blank123]

My favorite thus far has been more in response to people telling me I'm too picky and I'll never be married if I don't (essentially) settle:

To quote Commodore Norrington, "I can't help it if your standards are lax."

 

[Thunder Peel]

To quote Futuama: "I'm a woman and you're a man. We're just too different."

 

[Nilla]

Look very serious and just say "Marriage?? What's that??" and then just look at them to see them tryin to figure out if your serious or not..

 

[ProAntiRevolution]

I told my mom something to the effect that it was because I still actually enjoyed being alive. Hasn't brought the subject up again.

 

[Apollo Celestio]

To quote Futuama: "I'm a woman and you're a man. We're just too different."

lol

 

[Oddish]

Because I don't want an early grave.

 

[Obzocky]

I don't like sharing the bed.

 

[penNpaper]

[found the wrong thread...where is coffee...trying to find a thread for someone] lol

God Bless,
Drew

 

[penNpaper]

(wakes up)

Even though, I "bump" this thread thinking it was someone's else to help them find it...I'll answer this thread

I'm single/not married yet...because...well...the Lord still working in me like clay...He is forming me into the Gentleman that He wants me to Be, and He is getting ready for my future SO whomever it may be. Working out the Design for my Life, He is a Perfectionist for His Children...He want the Best for His Children uh huh!!

Some CF single ladies will be...you won't be single much longer thank you and I'll throw that back at you when you need to hear those words the most from a Brother!!

Some CF single ladies will be but your SOOOOOOOO dreamy anddd HANDSOMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A lot of me doing this because ladies are "checking me out" and that is something "new" for me I'm just myself ladies honest eventually 1 gal will be like "your mine, I'm keeping you, your an catch, and just give me some bling bling on this finger and I'll make sure your off the market"

God Bless,
Drew