Church signs

[babybear]

I was driving by a church the other day and their sign said
"stop, drop, and role won't help you in Hell"

I thought that it was a really "to the point" sign and kind of a funny one.
-Have you seen any funny signs or one that really makes you think?
-What did it say?

 

[RAF]

I like the one that says "Don't make me come down there...God"

 

[ydouxist]

How about

It's hard to fall when you're on your knees

Ch--ch whats missing? u r