Christian pick up lines

[PinkSweetart]

Haha, some of these are so funny. Or maybe I should say interesting... in a good way.

If I think of any I'll share them, but right now I've got nothing.

 

[Rhamiel]

WOW! You remind me of the girl from Proverbs 31


and for that special Catholic lady
You have the most beautiful scapular brown eyes.

 

[Edwards1984]

"The first will be last, and the last first...and darling, you're top of the bottom!"

 

[ayeess]

LOL these are so funny...I got these one from face book

" Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix."

"if you were staying for the tribulation, i would consider staying too.. but then i would probably leave."

"if you say no, im going to tear my clothes, get in my sackcloth and rub dust into my head.."

"bathsheba had nothing on you"

"you are so unblemished that i would sacrifice you." lol this one's kinda scary.

"how many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?" I didn't get this one at first but then I was reminded of Jericho and I was like ooooohh yeaa.. lol..

 

[MacFall]

"I would bring your father twelve-hundred Philistine foreskins for just one date with you."

HA! That's good. I'll have to use that sometime. Probably get a creeped-out look and a slow backing-away from, but it will be worth it.

"you are perfect, except with all the sin."

That's a little creepy.

"you are so unblemished that i would sacrifice you."

That's right up there with "I think your eyes are beautiful. Can I eat one?"

 

[Now_I_See]

How about...
"I'm glad I saw you just now because it reminded me to give thanks to God."
"What for?"
"For knowing what He was doing when He made women!"

 

[Lea-ann]

i used to believe in natural theology, but since i met you i've converted to divine revelation

 

[G.O.L.F]

There is a facebook group full of these!

"look, you're nearly 22. most christians are 3 years into marriage by now... just settle for me.

"you make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo."

"have you died before? because that looks like a resurrection body to me.."

"you are a galations 5 fruit salad."


"i have familiarised myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, i invented 4 of them."

" Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix."

 

[Rhamiel]

lol the song of songs remix one kinda creeps me out,
I mean it is a lil dirty

 

[MacFall]

Maybe a little forward, but I wouldn't say dirty.

 

[Keri]

These are so cheesy. Some are kinda creepy.

 

[G.O.L.F]

well It is about a married couple!

 

[Rhamiel]

well It is about a married couple!

yeah, so using it as a pick up line is kinda weird to me
it eaither seems to be a marriage proposal or an invitation to some... um... married activites...
lol i am not horribly offended or anything, just noooot going to use that one
(p.s. I am using all the othere lol)

 

[G.O.L.F]

"you make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo."

I'd probably say yes to a date with someone who said that...its just too funny!

 

[theb4ssm4ncometh]

Girl I wanna take you out to a nice dinner, pay for it all, MAYbe even kiss you on a second date, then maybe take you out on a picnic, u know, with some friends. Then we could start going to church together, then really start hangin out togehter, than maybe have a fight over something thats really hard, and then we could, like, become even closer after overcoming our differences, and like, a year or so, maybe two years after a rewarding relationship and like, you know, being a couple, then I could like, totally get on one knee and ask u to marry me, and then you could say "yes" and we could totally get married, with like, a beautiful ceremony that we work hard to put together, and then maybe we could go on a beautiful honeymoon to some exotic country, AND THEN WE COULD GET IT ON!!!!!!

 

[theb4ssm4ncometh]

girl you look like you can work it like jezebel. I just hope you dont.

 

[Rhamiel]

"you make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo."

I'd probably say yes to a date with someone who said that...its just too funny!

Hey GOLF, that reminds me, I wanted to tell you something...

 

[G.O.L.F]

Hey GOLF, that reminds me, I wanted to tell you something...

oh really...know what would that be?

 

[Rhamiel]

"you make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo."

 

[theb4ssm4ncometh]

"you make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo."

Fool dont be pickin up chicks on the internets... its very dangerous.