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Christian jokes

changdudus

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A little boy always went next
door to play even though his
mom had warned him against
doing so. This worried his mom so
badly that she asked him why he was
so disobedient.
He replied that Satan tempted him
so bad and he did not know what to
do.
His mom then advised him to say
'get behind me Satan' whenever he
was tempted. She then built a fence
around the house.
This worked for a week, then one
sunny afternoon his mom looked out
the window and there was her son
playing on the neighbors lawn having
cut a hole in the fence.
"Jeremiah", she yelled, "come
here!" She then said "did I not tell you
to say 'get behind me Satan'
whenever he tempted you?"
"Yes", the boy replied, "I said, 'get
behind me Satan', then he went
behind me and pushed me through
the hole in the fence."