Are you asking me?
Originally posted by Plan 9
Where am I??!
You're right there.
Originally posted by Plan 9
Where is everyone else??!
We're right here.
Originally posted by Plan 9
What planet IS this, Nick??!!
The one we're on.
Originally posted by Plan 9
What happened to my other sock
That one is a little more difficult to explain, so I hope you'll bear with me.
As Lewontin pointed out, evolutionists interpret evidence with an a-priori commitment to material causes. This means that evolutionists cannot even entertain the possibility that the evidence falsifies evolution, because to falsify evolution would require that we got here by something other than material causes, which is prohibited by their a-priori commitment.
Even if evolutionists convince themselves that microevolution or speciation could eventually lead to the macroevolution that would account for species today, we've observed enough of what goes on around us to know that kind of evolution could not possibly have occurred quickly enough for the earth to be anything younger than a billion years or more. Therefore evolutionists must also have an a-priori commitment to believing the earth is very old. The exact age is irrelevant, but there is a threshhold of credibility they cannot cross, and that threshhold has gotten bigger as they've learned more about biology and genetics.
This restricts the possible interpretations of evidence even further, because evolutionists cannot ever "discover" that the earth or many of the fossils it contains are younger than millions or billions of years old. That would mean the earth wasn't around long enough for evolution to occur, which means they would have to consider supernatural causes, which is ruled out by their a-priori commitment to material causes.
Then one day an evolutionist calculated exactly how long it would take for abiogenesis to occur, and concluded that life could not possibly have started until so far into the future that the universe would be so cold and dead that it couldn't support the life produced by abiogenesis. So he reasoned that life was planted here by aliens. But then he had to explain how the abiogenesis occurred for the aliens. In the long run, the effort he had to put in to explain away this problem was so massive, and involved so much re-entrant logic that the reasoning collapsed in upon itself, creating a momentary black hole, through which your sock was sucked into infinity.
Originally posted by Plan 9
and the cap to my felt tip pen????!!!!!!
Sorry, that was my fault. I forgot to put it back on the pen when I was done using it.