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ArmyMatt

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I heard that Jimmy Carter, mad that he lost the election, went into a conspiracy with Lionel Richie to destroy Michael Jackson's Pepsi ads by making the lights fall on Michael's hair to burn him...

no that was Professor Plum in the Kitchen with the Rope
 
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Nah, Simon almost died on his yacht and from that underwater wheel thing in the filming of a video, but never from flesh-eaters! LOL
Funny you should bring this up: just got through with my annual summer viewing of the Romero trilogy: Night of the Living Dead, Dawn, and Day of...ahhhhhhh, gotta love George's zombie flicks.

Isn't that the Actual Cannibal, Simon Le Bon?

Oops, no, that was Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf... That's right!

Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf - YouTube
 
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This thread had a clean up, though more could be removed.

Folks, when you have a guest here that is not compliant with the rules, please just report and do not quote them and insult in return.
 
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Protoevangel

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prodigal brother, I hope you're not in here to lecture us on how to interpret the Bible or anything like that. I hope you realize this isn't General Theology, but the subforum for Orthodox Christians.
So what are you telling me, orthodox Christianity does not consider satan a real being, cast down to earth as Jesus said he saw him fall like lightning
Lol! Where do you come up with this nonsense? No, she did not say anything of the sort.

^_^
 
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