Child of the 80's

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All this talk about the 90's let's talk about the decase when we were cool found this:
You're an 80's child if...

You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members.

You wanted to be on Star Search. (Come on, we all did)

You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.

You wore a banana clip or one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth.

You wore French rolls on the bottom of your splatter painted jeans.

You had slouch socks, and puff painted your own shirt at least once.

You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt.

You know the profound meaning of ''Wax on, Wax off.''

You can name at least half of the members of the elite ''Brat Pack.''

You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours!!!!!!

You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock.

You know that another name for a keyboard is a ''Synthesizer.''

You hold a special place in your heart for ''Back to the Future.''

You know where to go if you ''Wanna go where everybody knows your name.''

You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool. (Was there an 80's movie she WASN'T in?)

You know what ''Sike'' means.

You fell victim to 80's fashion: big hair, crimped, combed over to the side, and you wore spandex pants

You wanted to be a Goonie - (hey u guyz!!)

You owned an extensive collection of Cabbage Patch Kids and trolls.

You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played ''Sam'' to be.

You ever wore fluorescent -neon if you will clothing...(or nail polish)

You could break dance, or wished you could. (I said hip hop....)

You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system. (Remember Pong)

You know all the words to ''Ice Ice Baby''.

You remember MC hammer well.

You can still sing the rap to "Fresh Prince of Bel Air"

You own any cassettes.

You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.

You remember and/or own any of the CareBear Glass collection from PizzaHut.

Poltergeist freaked you out.

You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.

You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.

You wanted to communicate with some being named Cinergy.

You wanted to have an alien like Alf living in your house.

You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.

You wore tights under shorts and felt stylish.

You ever had a Swatch Watch.

You actually spent countless hours trying to perfect the care-bear stare.

You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.

You had Wonder Woman or Superman underwear.

You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.

You Believed that ''By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power''

You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.

Partying ''like it's 1999'' seemed SO far away!!!!!!!!!!!!


You ever said>> I PIty the fool!

The phrase "Where's the beef?" still doubles you over with laughter
You owned a Jordache anything, or you remember when Jordache jeans were cool.

You remember Bo and Luke Duke, Daisy, Boss Hogg, or, worst of all - what Sheriff Roscoe's full name was. (Coltrain)

You remember having to get off the couch to change the TV channel.
You actually believed for a minute that K.I.T. (The night rider) actually was real.

You can, right now, hum to yourself the theme to 'Inspector Gadget'

Your dream car was either: the A-team van, KITT or The General Lee.




If you can identify with at least half of this list then you, my friend, are a ''Child of the 80's.''
 

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tons of those work for me! lots don't as well... most of the things that don't apply are movies or shows aimed at teens during that decade. since i was a teen in the 90s things are a bit different.

and, may i add... there's no entry for "You lip synched to Amy Grant tapes with your girlfriends during sleepovers". I suppose that's too Christian uberdorky to make the list :D


:p
 
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Partying ''like it's 1999'' seemed SO far away!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol... I used to wonder if we would have flying cars by THE YEAR 2000. :D

Anyway, "child of the __" refers to people who spent the majority of their childhood in that decade, not the decade they were born. As I was 10 years old in 1985-86, played with 1st generation Transformers when they were new etc., I'm definitely a child of the '80s.
 
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I'd say over half of those apply to me. I knew nothing about fashion, 80's or now, and my taste in music was always out of touch, so some of those don't work... but my goodness, Transformers? Atari? He-Man? "Wax On, Wax Off?" Those were the days...

*sniffle* Chokes me up a bit, it does...
 
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Most of the list are too American for me, but born in the 1970's I definitely see myself as a child of the 1980's.

I remember these:

You're an 80's child if...

You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members.

You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.

You wore a banana clip or one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth.

You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours!!!!!!

You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock.

You know that another name for a keyboard is a ''Synthesizer.''

You hold a special place in your heart for ''Back to the Future.''

You know where to go if you ''Wanna go where everybody knows your name.''

You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool. (Was there an 80's movie she WASN'T in?)

You wanted to be a Goonie - (hey u guyz!!)

You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system. (Remember Pong)

You know all the words to ''Ice Ice Baby''.

You remember MC hammer well.

You can still sing the rap to "Fresh Prince of Bel Air"

You own any cassettes.

You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.

You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.

You wanted to have an alien like Alf living in your house.

You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.

You ever had a Swatch Watch.

Partying ''like it's 1999'' seemed SO far away!!!!!!!!!!!!



You owned a Jordache anything, or you remember when Jordache jeans were cool.



You remember having to get off the couch to change the TV channel.
 
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