"Pish." Gildenstern replied, still sounding just the least bit agitated. "Good man, your tone and words are of no offense to me. You needn't apologize for that, but the gesture is appreciated." The Lich leaned a bony, gauntlet-encased hand on the table and diverted his weight onto it, testing it slightly to make sure it wouldn't tip over.
"I confronted you, good sir, because of your attitude; more specifically, your perspective. Bear with me, M'Lord, and know that I am full aware of the sufferings of this tragic turn of events, and also that I HAVE had a good... murrr.... Oh, it must be over 70 years now! So hard to keep count! But I digress. My point is that I know your sufferings all too well.
Let me ask you a question, Sir Athenuel. Forgive me, I shall only be a minute longer." he interrupted himself. "Can you still breathe? Of course you can; but who likes BREATHING anyway? In utmost seriousness I ask this of you, but I am FAR more serious in asking this. Can you sleep? Can you eat? Are you able to dream? Can you feel a knife's sting? Or a woman's touch? .... Are you able to have a drink?"
With that, and in a fashion embarrassingly similar to that of the late Captain Barbossa from a certain film, Gildenstern took the brandy, tilted his skull back, and opened up his jaw, pouring the liquid down. The brandy spilled out, glugging past the neck of the bottle and spattering down against Gildenstern's bare trachea. He only poured for a few seconds, but the brandy puddle on the floor beneath his boots and chainmail fauld sufficiently proved his point.
"I mean not to offend, for your gesture was in utmost good nature, I can see quite clearly." Gildenstern apologized as he set the remnants of the brandy back down. "I am not offended by your insensitivity to my lack of muscular tissue in my mouth, or an esophagus or tongue, or bowels. Nope, not in the slightest. I'm not really offended by ANYTHING that you've said or done, m'boy. All I'm trying to say is this... I sulked for a good 10 or 20 years, driving myself completely insane as I dealt with the inhibitions of undeath. And when I'd finally gotten used to the weekly chore of cleaning cobwebs from my ribcage and pelvic bone, I still spent my days locked away in a crypt, playing the violin for days at a time, reading for weeks without end, and exhausting every library they had in the "Shadowlands" I dwelt in, far beneath Christia, and my homeland of Peria. I was unable to serve, just as you... but even you are still able to enjoy LIFE!" his tone went from lecturing to pleading as he spoke the last sentence, moving closer to Marcus and actually putting a hand on the man's shoulder to get his focus.
"You are very much alive, Lord Marcus. You may have been banished to this place until Woman of Faith FINALLY decides to give in and resurrect you as a Death Knight... but you are still ALIVE! You may not have as much to do with this, but you can still do SOMETHING with it! Enjoy yourself, Lord Marcus. Don't spend your whole life mourning and sulking... because Death is much, MUCH longer than life... and Death will not hear our pleas. It does not care for our hardships. Christ said he is God of the Living.... not the dead. I won't be able to enjoy a new body until The Resurrection... enjoy yours now, lest anything similar to my fate falls upon you. Live, Marcus. Leave dying at heart to those whose hearts have already rotted away."
Then the Lich nervously glanced at the table and backed away, then scooted his unfinished brandy next to Marcus'. "Oh, and do have the brandy. I have a feeling you're going to need it, old boy..."