CF plot twists

[Lord Of The Forest]

Join dates are notoriously inaccurate; mine says I joined in 2008.

 

[High Fidelity]

Plot twist:
Half the female users on here are sock accounts by 2 guys with multiple personality disorders.

Sadly there's truth to that...

 

[George95]

Join dates are notoriously inaccurate; mine says I joined in 2008.

lol are you feeling okay.

 

[George95]

Haha okay.

 

[chuck77]

It's good to see you LOTF.

*makes LOTF a sandwich*

 

[EyesOfKohl]

It's good to see you LOTF.

*makes LOTF a sandwich*

New plot twist - Chuck is actually a vegetarian and doesn't like meat sandwiches at all. He is paid a huge salary for promoting and advertising eating meat by giant meat processing corporations.

 

[Somber]

Plot twist: Chuck owns stock in sandwich ingredient manufacturing houses, and encourages making sandwiches because it will make him richer.

Plot twist: Quietude is a fashionista who has VIP access to all the runway shows.

Can a lady have any privacy? People are so prying on forums these days it seems.

Also, have you ever wondered how Chuck and I ended up joining around the same time? The plot thickens...

 

[MehGuy]

MehGuy is an undercover SJW.

 

[William67]

**Walks in, looks around**

Ummmm, yeah. Ok.

**Turns and leaves**

 

[Lord Of The Forest]

Elizabeth is GoingMerry.

And that's hardly a plot twist at this point.

 

[Jupiter Drops]

Elizabeth is GoingMerry.

And that's hardly a plot twist at this point.

Uh oh.
Now you've done it.
You opened a can of worms....

 

[JackofSpades]

The theory of me being LOTF is a conspiracy theory! My offer to take a polygraph on it still stands.

 

[Elizabeth8393]

Elizabeth is GoingMerry.

And that's hardly a plot twist at this point.

What the heck?! GoingMerry?

Uh oh.
Now you've done it.
You opened a can of worms....

You betcha.

There must be some meaning behind that.

 

[MrMoe]

Elizabeth is GoingMerry.

And that's hardly a plot twist at this point.

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[Orange Crow]

I recognised you posting style from when your Chat With ChrisBot forum was still active. Granted, your technology has developed in the last eight years.


Plot twist: Miss Spaulding eats ketchup because of her repressed instincts to eat red meat.

Plot twist: dmpeace practices divination with an old crystal ball (with hairline fractures) he found at a thrift store.

Plot twist: Toro is not actually a bull; neither is he a cat.

Plot twist: Rhamiel is 'Theodora'.

Plot twist: Chuck owns stock in sandwich ingredient manufacturing houses, and encourages making sandwiches because it will make him richer.

Plot twist: Quietude is a fashionista who has VIP access to all the runway shows.

Plot twist: Awesome Sock is a highly intelligent guinea pig.

LOL

 

[Elizabeth8393]

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Uh oh!! It's the look!

 

[mojoboy31]

JD is Teacat/GoingMerry/Saleena.

 

[Miss Spaulding]

I've never had a sock account on any internet forum I've ever been on.

 

[Elizabeth8393]

What does it mean to be GoingMerry?

 

[Elizabeth8393]

Elizabeth is GoingMerry.

And that's hardly a plot twist at this point.

And why is that?