By taking a consensus of the various pitches at which the word "Evolution" is used, I could do what?

[Warden_of_the_Storm]

The point is, if Evolution is taken as a constant, the bearing of that constant, with things around it, informs the power of Evolution, as pertains to Evolution's response to them.

In response: purple monkey rides green lightning dragon around deep crescent moon.

Gibberish. That's all you've written, just complete gibberish.

 

[Bungle_Bear]

You could compare sentences that ended in an up pitch - you are basically being quick to catch the argument, but missing the point.

The argument appears to be completely nonsensical and there is no point to be missed. You're obviously out of your depth.