Bright Rednecks

[dmiller]

WHO SAYS REDNECKS AIN'T REAL BRIGHT??
Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Happy Birthday, Buddy"

 

[Godlovesusall]

LOL!! That was good! Thank you for that, I got my laugh in for the day! Ahhh, good old redneck jokes! (This is an old one, sorry if you have heard it, I just find it kind of funny) You know you are a redneck if you house has wheels, but your car doesn't. God Bless!

Sis in Christ,
D.

 

[DDR_Pro]

hahahaha I like that one

 

[Miss Mayberry]

 

[newlite]

man, whats with me? either ive heard all the jokes (like this one 5 times but different variations (potatoes and garden)) or they arent funny.

 

[dmiller]

Hey bro -- sorry if you are disappointed. Neither I, nor anyone else here claims authorship of these jokes, so it stands to reason that you may have heard one, two, or all of them before.

If so, don't knock it, and move on. Please. Sarcasm gets no one anywhere, and it certainly is not furthering your cause, the same as your comments about the "knock-knock" jokes on the other thread only garnered speculations about whether you had read the entire thread or not.

We are only trying to have fun, and share jokes we have heard. Please either join in, or stop the criticism. If you don't like these jokes, there is a very fine thread on this site about non-traditional theology that (perhaps) might be more of interest to you, since some of the non-traditional theologies are a joke unto themselves -- and I am willing to bet you haven't heard many of those jokes before.

God bless.

 

[~Mrs. A2J~]

LOL that was funny!

Sarah

 

[choop1212]

lol, very funny

 

[Infernal Freak]

That is halarious! AWESOME!

 

[The_White]

funny stuff, but it has been on here a LOT recently.
Ahh well, still good for a chuckle

 

[carine]

Thats funny