Boyfriend assaults girlfriend with steak sauce

[jlujan69]

Boyfriend assaults girlfriend with steak sauce over Fifty Shades of Grey | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News

 

[pgp_protector]

This wouldn't of happened if they licensed Stake Sauce !!!

 

[Gadarene]

A1 sauce in the UK?

Highly dubious.

This is the only A1 in Britain, thank you very much.

A1 road (Great Britain) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

That said, all this hoo-hah over Fifty Shades of Grey is very tedious. It's not like self-abuse over bad fanfiction is nothing new - and most of it is available online for free (so I hear), so why bother paying for it....

 

[Spaceman_Spiff]

A1 sauce in the UK?

Highly dubious.

This is the only A1 in Britain, thank you very much.

A1 road (Great Britain) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

That said, all this hoo-hah over Fifty Shades of Grey is very tedious. It's not like self-abuse over bad fanfiction is nothing new - and most of it is available online for free (so I hear), so why bother paying for it....

I'm guessing Brown sauce (HP) not A1

 

[TLK Valentine]

That said, all this hoo-hah over Fifty Shades of Grey is very tedious. It's not like self-abuse over bad fanfiction is nothing new - and most of it is available online for free (so I hear), so why bother paying for it....

Indeed -- I have a friend who's into recreational BDSM, and she called the book "fifty shades of vanilla."

 

[TerranceL]

lol TLK.

The comments... "He treats his girlfriend like a piece of meat."

The mans a... well... I can't use that language here.. but he's not a good fellow.

 

[Billnew]

Can we mark this saucey affair done?

 

[TLK Valentine]

Can we mark this saucey affair done?

Yes, I think we should wash our hands of the whole affair.

 

[Supreme]

Getting annoyed over the book? I'm not too keen on my gf reading it (although I know she's asking a friend to lend it to her), but I would never throw sauce over her face for it. I hope the woman in the story sent her immature and silly boyfriend packing.

 

[muslimsoldier4life]

So is the assault based the throwing of the steak sauce, or the slap to the face?

 

[athenken]

Maybe this was his attempt at spicing up the relationship.

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

 

[hollyda]

Indeed -- I have a friend who's into recreational BDSM, and she called the book "fifty shades of vanilla."

This is what I've heard. I haven't read it; I'm not interested in reading revamped Twilight fanfic, but some authors/readers I know have stated it is not an accurate portrayal of the BDSM. The authors are also cheesed because Twilight fanfic is outselling them, and I honestly can't blame them.

 

[keith99]

I found this from the Wiki page to be interesting:

Jenny Colgan of The Guardian wrote "It is jolly, eminently readable and as sweet and safe as BDSM (bondage, discipline, sadism and masochism) erotica can be without contravening the trade descriptions act" and also praised the book for being "more enjoyable" than other "literary erotic books".

Fifty Shades of Grey - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[jlujan69]

Indeed -- I have a friend who's into recreational BDSM, and she called the book "fifty shades of vanilla."

I wonder if I could ever admit to having a such a friend.

 

[TLK Valentine]

I wonder if I could ever admit to having a such a friend.

If you did but couldn't, what does that say about you?

 

[TerranceL]

This is what I've heard. I haven't read it; I'm not interested in reading revamped Twilight fanfic, but some authors/readers I know have stated it is not an accurate portrayal of the BDSM. The authors are also cheesed because Twilight fanfic is outselling them, and I honestly can't blame them.

I've read that before... would you really want fans who wanted to put your books up by Twilight anyway?

 

[DaisyDay]

I've read that before... would you really want fans who wanted to put your books up by Twilight anyway?

Well, yeah, if it pays the rent and then some. That sort of stuff isn't written for the literary crowd.