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chaoschristian said:
What is your opinion of gnomes who try and transition into the tourist, travel and hospitality industry?
I think they have big shoes to fil. But if William Shatner could do it, I have a strong belief that even a little gnome could. They've got to pack a wallop of talent in that little package, unlike Shatty.
 
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Cat59 said:
What about Pixies?
Oh they are a blast, but when they set their mind on partying, they can be truly exhausting. By the way, your Pixies (well I believe it was only some of them, they told me something about a deer and a rabbit that I didn't quite understand) met up with me in Las Vegas. They claim they're headed home now, but they wanted to make a few pit stops on their way. Pit stops that were completely out of the way at that.
 
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Pats said:
If you saw a fairy fall down dead would you clap for her?
Are you supposed to clap for a dead fairy? Oh my, I don't know what to do for a dead fairy, think of all the dead fairies I could be helping if only I knew how!
 
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chaoschristian said:
If we saw a fairy fall down dead, would it be because you hit her with fish?
I tend to clean, cook, and eat the fish before it dawns on me to slap someone with it. So I don't think you need to worry about me hitting a fairy with one. However, if she landed on my arm in the woods, I might mistake her for a mosquito and smoosh her. I would truly feel awful if that's the case and proceed to hit myself with the fish.
 
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BigToe said:
Oh they are a blast, but when they set their mind on partying, they can be truly exhausting. By the way, your Pixies (well I believe it was only some of them, they told me something about a deer and a rabbit that I didn't quite understand) met up with me in Las Vegas. They claim they're headed home now, but they wanted to make a few pit stops on their way. Pit stops that were completely out of the way at that.
I've had a few beer stained postcards but nothing since Tuesday...
Bit worrying.

What is the best postcard you have ever received?
 
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Cat59 said:
I've had a few beer stained postcards but nothing since Tuesday...
Bit worrying.

What is the best postcard you have ever received?

Heh, I just found two in my suitcase, guess they drank a bit much!

Best postcard. Either when my Romanian roommate (high school) sent me a really cool one from Turkey or when my best friend from high school would send me cool ones from England. I've gotten some cool postcards though.
 
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chaoschristian said:
More importantly, did you sell them to the circus?

Or are you keeping them in a jar?
No no. They had already done a tour with the circus. They didn't care for the elephants, too many close calls, if you know what I mean.

As for a jar, I don't know that they would get enough air in there. I always felt bad putting lightning bugs in there for the same reason.
 
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