BigToe Checking In For Duty

[chaoschristian]

Your toes are busy. How do they share using the keyboard and do they type or do they contract out to the fingers?

 

[BigToe]

Do you know why fire engines are red?

Well it really is rather simple.

fire trucks have four wheels and eight men.
four and eight make twelve
there are twelve inches in a foot
a ruler is a foot long
queen elizabeth 2, a ruler, is the name of the largest ship that sails the seven seas
seas have fish and fish have fins
fins fought the russians and the russians are red
firetrucks are always russian therefore firetrucks are red

 

[Pats]

Well it really is rather simple.

fire trucks have four wheels and eight men.
four and eight make twelve
there are twelve inches in a foot
a ruler is a foot long
queen elizabeth 2, a ruler, is the name of the largest ship that sails the seven seas
seas have fish and fish have fins
fins fought the russians and the russians are red
firetrucks are always russian therefore firetrucks are red

You are correct!

I learned that simple fact from my friend Kelly when I was 16. How did you learn it?

 

[BigToe]

How do you feel about steel-toed boots and shoes?

In certain situations they are certainly on The List(tm). Some toes think they look cool while others think they're just too darn heavy. I'm rather neutral. My human counterpart is a bit of an airhead at times. She has some steel-toed boots and went hiking in them followed by a brisk 5 mile walk once. She started lagging the last two miles and couldn't figure out why. Silly girl. I knew though. I knew I was encased in steel and it was tiring to get those boots to move!

 

[LibertyChic]

Have you eaten yet today?

What about your human counterpart?

 

[Willtor]

What's your favorite color?

 

[BigToe]

Your toes are busy. How do they share using the keyboard and do they type or do they contract out to the fingers?

The toes are busy and lazy. I'm the toe doing most of the work on these feet. The rest just kinda sleep all day. But yes, we contract out the fingers when typing is needed for some reason. But again, dictoetion is the wave of the future. We think it and it just appears on screen. Toelekinesis if you will.

 

[BigToe]

You are correct!

I learned that simple fact from my friend Kelly when I was 16. How did you learn it?

Why, from the same folks that taught me what started with F and rhymed with luck (Firetruck!)

The fire engine musuem I went to every summer as a kid when I was visiting my grandparents. Silly firemen!

 

[BigToe]

Have you eaten yet today?

What about your human counterpart?

Toes only eat on Toesdays. The girl, well it depends on how you define a day. If it is based on divisions of time split up by sleeping, and by her sleeping specifically, then yes. If it is from when you woke up, I think she's had a half a bottle of coke. But I think she's eyeing a croissant on top of her fridge.

 

[BigToe]

What's your favorite color?

blue. it is the color of the sea. it is also the color of october.

 

[Cat59]

Do your feet get special treatment compared to your hands, and if so what specialtiy of ice cream do you treat them with?

 

[Willtor]

blue. it is the color of the sea. it is also the color of october.

Not in Soviet Russia (where TV watches you). It's red.

How did you come by "Big Toe" for your username?

 

[BigToe]

Do your feet get special treatment compared to your hands, and if so what specialtiy of ice cream do you treat them with?

No, but we need to. This summer in flip flops thing is drying us out. Especially with all the heat. So we have contracted the hands to lather us up in lotion several times a day to ensure we don't get cracked. They get the left overs, so it evens out.

For ice cream treatments, its a bit different. We like stracciatella gelato with the rest of the body liking the lavender ice cream.

 

[BigToe]

Not in Soviet Russia (where TV watches you). It's red.

How did you come by "Big Toe" for your username?

In Russia, red would be our fave color, for the same reasons. It would be the color of the Sea and of October.

Well I originally joined with a different name. But because of some certain members/situations with those members, I felt it best to change it. This was back before it was a feature that cost blessings. Anyway, I PMed someone about it, if it was possible. She asked me what I wanted to be named and I realized I hadn't thought one up. At that precise moment in time, my big toe itched. And thus I was born.


Anti climatic, eh?

 

[Alternate Carpark]

What's the history of your dislike for coffee?

 

[BigToe]

What's the history of your dislike for coffee?

I simply do not care for, in the slightest bit, the taste or smell of coffee. Something about it makes me want to simultaneously hurl and my lungs close up and make it quite difficult to breathe. It's the stench of coffee. It was what woke me up on weekends as a child, I couldn't breathe because my mom was making coffee.

The only smell I dislike more is bacon. Yes, I would rather smell a skunk than coffee or bacon.

 

[Willtor]

In Russia, red would be our fave color, for the same reasons. It would be the color of the Sea and of October.

Well I originally joined with a different name. But because of some certain members/situations with those members, I felt it best to change it. This was back before it was a feature that cost blessings. Anyway, I PMed someone about it, if it was possible. She asked me what I wanted to be named and I realized I hadn't thought one up. At that precise moment in time, my big toe itched. And thus I was born.


Anti climatic, eh?

No, that's a great story!

Speaking of hurling... What would you do if you liked someone so much you thought you were going to hurl?

 

[BigToe]

No, that's a great story!

Speaking of hurling... What would you do if you liked someone so much you thought you were going to hurl?

no no no, you have it backwards. it is someone else declaring those emotions to me that makes me want to hurl. my fondness of someone doesn't induce secret desires to hurl, but secret desires to cry. however, even the though of someone saying they love me or they want me to marry them? that makes me want to hurl! and if i felt the need, i'd run to the bathroom so i wouldn't make a mess.

 

[LibertyChic]

Is your fear of hurling the reason you haven't been to sudzo lately? Were you aware there is a thread that is nearly entirely dedicated to your gag reflex?

 

[BigToe]

Is your fear of hurling the reason you haven't been to sudzo lately? Were you aware there is a thread that is nearly entirely dedicated to your gag reflex?

no and no.