BigToe Checking In For Duty (3)

[BigToe]

Do you like surprises?yes

Thing you like most about yourself? physically my smile, otherwise i'd say my goofiness

Would you ever date a celebrity? maybe, if they fit into my standards of whomever i would date normally.

What would life be like without the internet? i would probably be a lot more productive

Weirdest thing you've ever done? dressing my sister up like a leprechaun and then pretending she's mute and I was her translator for a made up sign language when we were in a grocery in some small Irish town.

Wisest choice you ever made? buying my dog when i did

Fill in the blank: "One object it would be a tragedy to lose is my _____." my dog

 

[BigToe]

aw darn it! you found out my site.....

haha it's ok, there are tons of questions to ask. i promise i wont ask any of those questions on this site so you can have the site all to yourself hehe.

 

[BigToe]

If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself? i'd hire a boat captain!

Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot? 61 is no longer cold and 78 is hot.

Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread? so you can fold it over and make it thicker than it actually is

How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown? i thought they were greyish

Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs? no, i think they get seeing eye cats

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? it wouldn't be able to fly then

After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water? no, that's an old lizard's tail

Can fat people go skinny-dipping? yes, but they do it at night

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"? you open it in a spot other than where it is written

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? no, it'd be called dead

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? because they still haven't made cat flavored dog food

Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto? he is? i guess because he's the master

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? because it was named while still in the process of being built

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? they'd be a carist

Why don't you ever see baby pigeons? because pigeons are gross

Why don't you ever hear about gruntled employees? because they're distracting and might cause others to be disgruntled

 

[lmarie23]

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval?

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!

Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

If you lived in Siberia and you wronged the Russians government, where would they send you?

What would you use to dilute water?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?

 

[lmarie23]

What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?

 

[WalksWithChrist]

Why is it so hard to get mustard out of those squeeze bottles?

 

[Macrina]

You're at the zoo. What animal do you absolutely not want to miss?

When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

When are you moving to your new place?

Are you excited?

Isn't putting stuff in boxes a pain?

Will the bunny and the puppy help with the move?

 

[*Starlight*]

are you doing anything fun today?

 

[BigToe]

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? because if they get a lot of soap on them or happen to fall on the floor, they're icky.

Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there? because we're so happy to be there we want others to know we want them to take us all the time.

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase? because you got suckered into buying a set and feel you have to use it.

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays? well, really you perform and pretend.

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? because it won't kill you don't mean you want one to hit you in the face.

Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval? yes

Do one legged ducks swim in circles? they usually die first

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window! my dog doesn't get mad and he isn't allowed to stick his head out the window.

Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!? yes, it might distract the firemen from performing their duties.

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? no, but they make happy cheese

If you lived in Siberia and you wronged the Russians government, where would they send you? El Paso

What would you use to dilute water? ice

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants? because he's waiting for his feathers to fluff back up and hide his naughty bits.

If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends? to get your money.

 

[BigToe]

What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?

then that's pretty lame because we were able to figure it out by the time we were four!

 

[BigToe]

Why is it so hard to get mustard out of those squeeze bottles?

um, it isn't.

 

[BigToe]

You're at the zoo. What animal do you absolutely not want to miss? i like the elephants, snow leopards, and monkeys.

When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? a hobo, because then i got to keep stuff in a napsack. then i wanted to be the person who got to push the button to make the arm go up in the pay booth at a parking garage. but what i really knew is i did not want to be a nun because they scared me.

When are you moving to your new place? i get the keys saturday and will probably move a week from friday.

Are you excited? yes

Isn't putting stuff in boxes a pain? it doesn't bother me that much, it serves as an excuse to throw away and donate a ton of stuff

Will the bunny and the puppy help with the move? yes, they provide moral support and snuggly breaks. as well as people to talk to while i'm packing.

 

[BigToe]

are you doing anything fun today?

being very very lazy

 

[lmarie23]

did you know that this is my 500th post? how should i celebrate?

 

[*Starlight*]

being very very lazy

that's a lot of fun do you do it often?

 

[Macrina]

What's one non-profit organization that you think does really good work?

Are you most likely to be late, early, or right on time?

Do you have allergies?

 

[BigToe]

did you know that this is my 500th post? how should i celebrate?

By posting another 500 posts!

 

[BigToe]

that's a lot of fun do you do it often?

Only on days that end in y.

 

[BigToe]

What's one non-profit organization that you think does really good work?

Are you most likely to be late, early, or right on time?

Do you have allergies?

I like the non-profit you can buy heifers and goats for poor families.

I'm usually early unless I'm running late.

Cedar is the bane of my nose's existence. But Cottonwood is pretty foul to my sinuses too. And penicillin.

 

[WalksWithChrist]

How long can you hold your breath?