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Just long enough so that if I held it any longer I would be dead. But I'm not testing to see how long that is because I don't want to know how long it takes to die.
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I went to see a really dumb movie tonight, The Ex.
Tomorrow I get the keys to my new appt and am packing up some more boxes. then I have an animation class. Not sure what I am doing Sat. night.
Sunday I have a dinner and a movie date with two of my girlfriends. After which, one of the girls and I are going to see The TV Set.
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If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair?
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?
Does the President have to pay taxes?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation?
Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name?
How come some Little Debbie snack cakes come in a twin pack and others are wrapped individually?
Why is it called football when you hardly use your feet?
Why do they call it an escalator if it takes you down?
How did the headless horseman know where he was going?
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?
Does the President have to pay taxes?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation?
Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name?
How come some Little Debbie snack cakes come in a twin pack and others are wrapped individually?
Why is it called football when you hardly use your feet?
Why do they call it an escalator if it takes you down?
How did the headless horseman know where he was going?
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Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?
How do they get those boats in those glass bottles?
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? (this is true)
How do they get those boats in those glass bottles?
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? (this is true)
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Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?
Why do they call them guidance counselors when all counselors do is offer guidance?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white?
Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?
If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself?
Why do they call them guidance counselors when all counselors do is offer guidance?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white?
Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?
If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself?
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If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair? his hair was so scared of each other they did it on their own.
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights? because it isnt for underwater use
Does the President have to pay taxes? i think so
How fast do hotcakes sell? really fast
If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation? never!
Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name? yes, his nickname is boo
How come some Little Debbie snack cakes come in a twin pack and others are wrapped individually? because they're so yummy she knows you can't eat just one. they come in twin packs to make it less packaging for you to have to open.
Why is it called football when you hardly use your feet? you run the whole time
Why do they call it an escalator if it takes you down? because it can take you up tooo
How did the headless horseman know where he was going? his horse told him.
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights? because it isnt for underwater use
Does the President have to pay taxes? i think so
How fast do hotcakes sell? really fast
If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation? never!
Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name? yes, his nickname is boo
How come some Little Debbie snack cakes come in a twin pack and others are wrapped individually? because they're so yummy she knows you can't eat just one. they come in twin packs to make it less packaging for you to have to open.
Why is it called football when you hardly use your feet? you run the whole time
Why do they call it an escalator if it takes you down? because it can take you up tooo
How did the headless horseman know where he was going? his horse told him.
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Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly? because it's cool to be able to jump like that. i bet he cheats and flies to do it though. cheater.
How do they get those boats in those glass bottles? magic shrinking dust
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell? out of luck
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? (this is true) because whomever created that name was really really mean.
How do they get those boats in those glass bottles? magic shrinking dust
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell? out of luck
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? (this is true) because whomever created that name was really really mean.
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Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane? no, i think the other body in the car needs to be among the living. otherwise people would use blow up dolls to get in the car pool lane too.
Why do they call them guidance counselors when all counselors do is offer guidance? because some are blunt in giving guidance (guidance counselors) and others do so by trying to help you figure it out on your own (which isn't really figuring it out on your own if you get help now is it?)
Why do British people never sound British when they sing? how do you know american's don't sound british and that is what british singing sounds like?
How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white? because it's racist.
Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body? because when you sit its what you sit on
If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself? why yes, yes you are
Why do they call them guidance counselors when all counselors do is offer guidance? because some are blunt in giving guidance (guidance counselors) and others do so by trying to help you figure it out on your own (which isn't really figuring it out on your own if you get help now is it?)
Why do British people never sound British when they sing? how do you know american's don't sound british and that is what british singing sounds like?
How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white? because it's racist.
Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body? because when you sit its what you sit on
If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself? why yes, yes you are
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it would depend on what time of year.we'd go to hamilton pool (a spring fed pool with a waterfall) and go swim and hike around. and we'd go to the alamo drafthouse for a movie and food. we'd go to the capital, not to go inside but to roll down the hills in the yard because that's fun. and mt bonnell is good for sun rising or sun setting. and night swimming at barton springs (another spring fed pool). we'll have a full day! hopefully you come when it was warm but not miserably hot.
i think so, i havent seen anymore on him.
letterman without a doubt.
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Why do people spell things like "lite" and "nite?"
Do you like those little troll dolls?
Do you think that's what trolls actually look like?
Do trolls deserve their bad reputation?
If you met a troll, what would you do and/or say?
What's the last thing that made you laugh?
Do you like those little troll dolls?
Do you think that's what trolls actually look like?
Do trolls deserve their bad reputation?
If you met a troll, what would you do and/or say?
What's the last thing that made you laugh?
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They're lazy
Sure, but I've not had one in years and years.
Scary and with big ugly noses.
No, only some are evil.
I'd live in a sketchy little log cabin and scare people that hiked by because it would be funny.
Last night when my bunny discovered he was a boy bunny... if you catch my drift.
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The gap in his teeth is so cute i can't help but love him, or it is so goofy i can't help but find him funny.
saved! makes me laugh a lot, so does welcome to the dollhouse, and a few others.
i think dreamgirls was good, but i dont want to see it again.
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