Attn Annabel Lee

[Brimshack]

Vow, Vow, Vow, do you think I would REALLY identify my actual instrument of mass destruction? I'm not sayin' nuthin', but let's just say that it's best if my baseball cap stays on my hed and pointing foreward.

And Annabel dear, I have one word to say to you Klingon Misstress of Darkness: "Spatial anomolies." You best watch yourself, or I'm gonna reveal your whole plans.

 

[Gerry]

Well it's been three days now, and not a word from either camp. Some kind of mutual annilation must have occures or Brimshacks mind was turned to jelly listening to John Denver played backwards.

But Jona was in the belly of the great fish for three days, and survived. But....no...I guess no one could survive 3 days of John Denver backwards.

RIP Brim!

 

[VOW]

To Brimshack:

Don't you know that the instructions for all instruments of mass destruction have been translated from Japanese by a little old lady in Omaha, Nebraska, who watched almost all of "Shogun" on tape, except for the part she missed because of the passing thunderstorm which knocked out the electricity to her farm for 24 hours?

Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it, except in all eating establishments located within the State California!



Peace!
~VOW

 

[Annabel Lee]

Notice that Brimshack has been missing for a few days?
(Insert diabolical sounds here)

The Winner and Champion,
Annabel!!!

 

[Gerry]

Originally posted by Annabel Lee
Notice that Brimshack has been missing for a few days?
(Insert diabolical sounds here)

The Winner and Champion,
Annabel!!!

Bad news Annabel! There was a fleet of low flying Purple Socks spotted this afternoon headed for Southern California. Just a word to the wise.

 

[Brimshack]

Oh so you guys begin the thread again just as I lose my phone lines do you? I thought the voice from the phone service sounded familiar, …and there was juts a little bit of a chuckle when she said that she couldn't arrange a new line for at least a week. And come to think of it, she did say 'arigato' at the end of the conversation. …hmm.

Well it doesn't matter now. I'm back, and ALL your plans are foiled!

 

[Gerry]

Brim, when was this written? Did you escape from the playhouse? Or was this written before?

 

[Brimshack]

I'm still in the play-house, and Annabel's daughter won't let me play with any of her Barbie-dolls. She just gave me an old 'Ken' with stain on his shirt. The other dolls won't even let him sit at the pretend table.

 

[Gerry]

An old Ken, eh? Hmmmm! Well I am not sure if you are covered or not, but I will check the rules of the Geneva Convention for you. Seems this is rather cruel treatment even though you gotta admit it must be better than the Borg Ship!.....shot down by illegal fireworks!....lololol
Sorry Brim, that just slipped out!

 

[Brimshack]

Well as long as the fireworks weren't fired anywhere within the interior Southwest. I'd rather my ship crashed than take the risk of another forest fire.

But seriously, Annabel would you tell your daughter to share the imaginary tea?

 

[Gerry]

Sorry! Don't mean to spoil this thread, but just for a moment I have to. I guess this has been about the worst day of my life in a while now. More tears than chuckles.

Been trying for days to get some "real" forgiveness and love from a couple of "sisters" who simply want no part of it. I can't even get the "imaginary" kind.

Ya know Brim, the problem with being a Christian is that you have to put up with all the other Christians and that is bad enough, but you are required to love even the "pretend" Christians.

So in complete and total frustration, I sit here trying to decide whether to kill myself or just let them beat me to death! lololol!!! I think they prefer the latter, though I am sure they would settle for the former.

At any rate you show up, with that silly avatar, and the most fantastic sense of humor I have ever seen. And what happens? The eyes clear up and a little smile appears on my lips and then it builds until I find myself sitting here all alone laughing outloud and feeling like a complete idiot! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

There is a little Church wanted me to come be thier Pastor for a while, though I am really not that masochistic! But if I could hire YOU and Annabel to come and teach "Christian Love" I might reconsider. LOLOLOL!!! Brim can you appreciate what I am actually saying here??? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Yeah! I am sure you can. Thanks!

Anyway, if Annabel won't make her kid behave I will fly to the center of the Universe and bring you some REAL Tea!

Now on with the games. BTW, Do you put the imaginary tea on the pretend table? I really don't know. It's been so long, and I was never the same after the war ya know.

 

[Brimshack]

Cheer up Gerry. I stole one of Annabel's socks while Rebbecca was making the pretend cake. I'm sure it has the secret code which will enable us to dismantle your foes (within the church that is). They will be under your control by Wednesday of next week.

 

[Annabel Lee]

You couldn't spoil the thread Gerry, you are part of it now. Brimshack and I have dragged you into our weird world and I do believe you are enjoying it!

There is a little Church wanted me to come be thier Pastor for a while, though I am really not that masochistic! But if I could hire YOU and Annabel to come and teach "Christian Love"

I think that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me in a few days!

Ok Gerry..The table is real, the tea set is real, the tea is imaginary.
Rebecca gave Brim her Interactive Barney that she feels she's grown out of. I don't know what he is complaining about. The little purple dinosaur does everything but tie his shoes!
Quit complaining Brim.

 

[Gerry]

Psst Annabel! Psssst! The state Department intercepted a strange phone call apparently emananting from the vicinity of your back yard. Seems someone named Barney was trying to order a half purple, half green Pizza, with lots of green olives. He also requested a delivery driver with a large van, and change for a hundred! And get this, he also asked that they stop at McDonalds and bring an order of fries and a cheeseburger with no meat!

 

[Brimshack]

Oh darnit. ANCHOVIES!!!!!!

…foiled again.

 

[OldBadfish]

Anchovies, can't beat them stinky little things!! They'll get you everytime!!! hehehe

 

[Brimshack]

Anchovies are bad fish!

 

[Gerry]

But A McDonalds hamburger with no meat is ok. The meat is what will kill you. I think it may be fatal to a human/alien hybrid. I know it is fatal to humans.

Hmmmm! McDonald's should make an anchovie burger with no cheese. THAT should kill anything.

 

[Brimshack]

With cheese would kill anything that survived the first helping.

 

[Gerry]

I would rather swallow one of Annabel's apricot's whole, with or without cheese. Hmmmm! I wonder....would that make me green too???