Attn Annabel Lee

[OldBadfish]

I knew there was something about that Barbara Streisand!

 

[VOW]

To Brimshack:

I'm WIDE enough to work ALL sides.

And I have hidden all the Fruit Stripe gum in a cave in Missouri. It's gone. A team of spelunkers has wandered aimlessly underground for years now, only surfacing to find the giant mushroom in Wisconsin.

Neener Neener,
~VOW

 

[Brimshack]

Oh Annabel, you are such an amature!

I had already covered my arm with extract from the fruitstripe gum (had a pack left). What your dog ingested was the DNA of a hippy zebra on acid. When spot comes down off his high, he'll be wanting Captain Crunch with Crunchberries. …and he won't have any, because I have all of it with me.

 

[coastie]

Wow... look what I've missed while I was involved with my nonsensical debates in the News and Current events forum.

I guess I should spend more time in the Fellowhip arena.

Thanks for bringing this thread to my attention Brim, apparently it was a ploy to get me involved. Well, you caught me, I'm intrigued...

By the way, [insert propaganda] paranoia is a side effect of marijuana use. No seriously, it is!

 

[SeRapH&CheRi]

okay guys.....you all have me thoroughly amused! it's been a while since i've laughed this hard!

pepperonin pizza....yum! my favorite! anyone generous enough to share me a piece? LOL!

 

[Brimshack]

Don't take any food from ANNABEL! Anyone seen the Manchurian candidate lately? …yeah, ah-haw. That's what I'm sayin'. And don't even try and point the finger at me Coastie. I know this entire thread was just a plot to distract me from the debates going on in the open discussion forums. But I know what you guys have been up to, and I've got all the appropriate answers on file. I'll be zappingv them down as soon as I can. Right now I have to check all my albums for subliminal Christian messages. That's going to take awhile.

 

[gwyyn]

I have ditched the gremlin, it's headlights kept blink a wierd sequence of numbers.

I'm now in a Dodge colt, that is Hot Pink, with a big cotton candy man on the hood. Don't worry Brim, it sends out a frequency that will deter the Klingons attempt to get any DNA from me.

Oh and the that dog is still high, I had to get away real fast away from him, he was trying to eat my cotten candy man.

 

[Gerry]

Annabel. It seems that Brimshack has won some converts. I am afraid he decoded your message to me about the Baskin and Robbins two-scoop combination Rocky Road/Gold Medal Ribbon in a waffle cone. That may be how he knew to dye the purple sock red!

 

[Rosa_Haji]

Dear Gerry...He may have won some converts but now that I am here poor Brimshack is doomed for failure.
He is a simple man with a weakness. I am not willing to divulge this weakness as of yet. I hold it as my trump card.
Brimshack, mi amigo, como esta?

 

[GTX]

Go Annabel! And never underestimate a stoned dog!

Brimshack is really in trouble now, he looks mezmerized from playing his records backwards!

Here, hold brim down and play some John Denver records backwards and use my modified Dirt Devil DNA extractor contraption.

 

[Rosa_Haji]

Hurry Annabella!!
And bring your buzzed-up doggie with you. This nice Mr GTX has joined The Force for Good!
See, Brimshack, Good ALWAYS triumphhs over evil.

Rosa

 

[Annabel Lee]

Rosa! Do my eyes deceive me? You've escaped from the Black Oil Aliens!
Now that we have the Alien/Human Hybrid Green Boy's DNA we are certain to foil his EVIL PLOT AGAINST THE PLANET EARTH.

Maribel and Jezebel are on their way to the Center of the Universe (California). They have the Pickle Captain held prisoner in an escape proof hamster cage. Because of GTX's bravery we were able to extract Brimshack's DNA and instantaneously sent it to the mother ship.
All is, once more, right with the world.
Thank you my friends!

 

[Brimshack]

My only weakness is Texas BBQ delivered in an old Dodge, and Klingons are incapable of making it correctly. So talk all you want Rosa, but as Gerry pointed out, I have deciphered your secret code. I know that you were really calling for a general retreat in that last post.

I ruined my needle. But I did discover that if you play Punk Rock backwards it turns into a kind of Chinese polka. My DNA is replicable anyway, so plot all you want, it is to no avail. Ha!

John Denver backwards? …That's just plain evil! Annabel Lee, are there no depths to which you and your evil minions will not stoop?

 

[Annabel Lee]

I seem to have run into some unforseen problems.
When my sisters arrived at my home with the Pickle Captain we, of course, were planning on running some preliminary tests to discover what makes this green guy tick.
WELL, youngest child found him and insisted on making him a pet. Right now he is living a life of luxury in the "Barbie Dream House"! Heck, he even has use of the Barbie Corvette and the Barbie Jacuzzi and Swim Center!
Undone my a seven year old.
I did find out something though. His name is Harold.

 

[Gerry]

John Denver backwards. Hmmmm! I thought the Supreme Court ruled that cruel and unusual punishment even played forward!!! I suppose that would apply even to an alien/hybrid with a green face!

 

[Brimshack]

Yes, even I am protected from the evil that is John Denver, though if I were a foreign combattant I would apparently be lawfully subject to Britney Spears and O-Town. Annabel is behind all of these terrible musac machines, btw. Every time you hear NSync, know that it is Annabel and her plan that are flowing into your ears. The best defense is to recite the alphabet backwards while taking care not to step on any cracks in the sidewalk.

I had thought that Annabel was sufficiently vanquished, since she left the thread unanswered for soooo long, but not I realize that she was only biding her time until I was busy blushing from something in Apologetics. Then she sneaks over here and bumps the thread, while including a secret code telling my neighbors to draw me out of the apartment with BBQ and music. But it didn't work I tell you. I stayed right here, and I have not lost one sock as a result of this devious assault.

 

[Gerry]

Brimshack, could you come over to the Proud Mother thread a moment. It seems the kind and sensitive Klingon has somehow influenced Alta into showing me up and embarrassing me by posting a photo for an avatar that makes mine look really bad. I threatened to leave with Annabel when she returned to the center of the universe if she did that, but she did it anyway. Perhaps someone with a green face could see I was truly more lovely than she.

 

[VOW]

Psst, Annabel:

I hope you taped last night's episode of MAD-TV. If you rewind it and write down the Morse Code message from the flickering lights in every segment where Nicolle Sullivan appears, you will get your new instructions from the Kommandant.

Destroy this message after reading it!


Peace,
~VOW

 

[Brimshack]

Yes Annabel, by all means watch the show, but how do you know that some little green troll didn't change the timing so as to alter the instructions? Don't be surprised if you get instructions to deposit your war-chest in a little account devoted to a little known charity for underpaid reading tutors (or at least one of them).

I'm coming over Gerry, but if this is a trick, I feel I must warn you that my wristwatch is an instrument of mass destruction.

 

[VOW]

To Brimshack:

Check the manufacturer of your wristwatch. The "mass destruction knob" on all Timexes was recalled. The Seiko mass destruction software never arrived at the watch assembly factories, and the Bouleva business went down the tubes years ago.

The fountain pen instrument of mass destruction is preferred by world spies, two-to-one, over all other methods.


Peace,
~VOW