Attn Annabel Lee

[Gerry]

Brimshack, tell Annabel they got me. I fought to the end, but....

 

[Annabel Lee]

All is not lost yet, Gerry!
Do you have a jar of Whole Kosher Dill Pickles? If so, carefully remove them from your refrigator, open the jar and quickly dump them down the garbage disposal. Ignore their pleas of mercy. Being semi-sentient, they know your name and will use it in an attempt to illicit compassion. Turn on the garbage disposal, leave your home immediately and go to the nearest Baskin and Robbins and order a two-scoop combination Rocky Road/Gold Medal Ribbon in a waffle cone..It MUST be a waffle cone! This should negate the zombification effects.
Remember, don't trust Brimshack with State Secrets!

 

[gwyyn]

OK, the gremlin is in the right garage. However there was a wierd looking pickle creature casing the joint. However he had one to many toes. think the dna was messed up by the hot chocolate.

Did you get the disk i sent you in the box with the wierd bee on the front.

 

[VOW]

Meanwhile, Maribel is standing forlorn at the train station in Barstow, eating a Del Taco macho burrito that she purchased across the street right in front of the Ronald McDonald statue. Her act of defiance in plain view of the Ronald may well indeed spell her doom, since the McDonald invasion is more sinister, more ubiquitous, and more calorific than any other planned by an alien space force.

Don't you guys know ANYTHING?



Peace (for some, anyway),
~VOW

 

[Brimshack]

That's just it Gerry the CSPPNJFPP Artists aren't converting anybody anymore. They are just using their performances to drive people into New Hamshire, where the final encounter will take place at last. And don't listen to Annabel Gerry. did you nortice that she mentioned pickles and icecream in the same post? This is obviously some attempt to get you to be a host-creature for some alien larvae. Oh, her darknes knows no bounds!

Gwyyn. It sounds like you had an encounter with the pickle-Captain. That was a missed opportunity there. Next time eat him as quickly as possible, and then tap dance to an old Zeppelin tune. That will do wonders to protect the earth. I did not get the disk, but there was a funny man hanging around the mailbox all day. I think he took it. Well actually, he was working in the gas station catty-corner to my apartment complex, but he was WITHIN SIGHT of the mailbox, and I think he was VERY strange.

I'm not listening to you anyway VOW. Every time I follow the instructions imprinted in your avatar, and trade tech-stocks as it indicates I end up losing money. I'm convinced that you are working for the other side.

 

[the worthy one]

I like pizza.

 

[findtbax]

[GLOW=skyblue]Who doesn't? Let's get some pizza for the pickles.[/GLOW]

 

[Brimshack]

Just remember that if you get a peppperoni pizza, you must make sure that it doesn't have exactly 15 full slices and 3 jalf slices of pepperoni on it, and cover it with crushed reed peppers so that you can block the ffects of the chemicals that Annabel Lee may have insinuated into the tomato sauce.

 

[Annabel Lee]

Brimshack, DO NOT turn me into the Evil One here. You left Maribel in Barstow thus ensuring that life, as we know it, on our fair planet would end horrificly.

You cloned the semi-sentient Pickle People.
You are, yourself, an Alien/Human Hybrid.
You consort with the Black Oil Aliens.
You eat Captain Crunch (This is the worst example of your depravity)
You actually know the words to "Mandy"

It's time to stop this masquerade, Brimshack, and admit to these good people your evil plans.

But, I have foiled you again my not so bright Nemesis!
My OTHER sister Jezebel has picked Maribel up from the train station in Barstow, rescued her from the Ronald McDonald Clown who had EVIL unclownlike designs on the inoccent Maribel and discovered exactly what is in the "secret sauce".
They are, as we speak, enroute to your home.
You WILL give Jezebel the other purple sock.

 

[Brimshack]

The other purple sock is now red. I dyed it today! Hee, Hee, Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah HAH!

 

[gwyyn]

geez that hah hah is hard on the eyes. Oh and that king pickle guy is now sliced in a jar, sitting in your local grocery store waiting for consumption by some innocent family at their next cookout.

I saw a giant sea bird swoop down on him and capture him, and headed to an ominous looking factory with a big machine with teeth that enjoyed slicing things.

Oh and since the secret sauce has since been decoded, may i have the recipe.

oh and brim you missed a spot on the sock, look at the seam, a little purple is showing.:

 

[Annabel Lee]

I've been notified that Maribel and Jezebel have just arrived at your home.
Go out on your balcony, Brimshack, and look towards the street. You will see a red Legion of Mary Minivan.
Your Pickle Captain couldn't even save you now.

 

[Brimshack]

The little purple spot is all part of my plan. As they say in Seven Samurai (and again in the Magnificent Seven); every good defence needs to have a week spot to lure the enemy in. Thank you for your work on the pickle, but I must warn you about the secret sauce. Annabel may chnage the sequence any time, and that would mean changing the raitio of peppers to parmisan cheese. It's veery tricky business. Much better to eat Thai food. Her powers are useless over anything with lemon grass or coconut milk.

 

[Annabel Lee]

oh and brim you missed a spot on the sock, look at the seam, a little purple is showing.:

Thank you Gwyyn for that information! You are definitely a Force for Good.
Unlike Brimshack.

 

[Brimshack]

I just looked and all that I saw was a green pickup with two slightly overweight men sitting in the back. I think your sisters must have continued on to Scottsdale. They have forsaken your evil machinations for a night at an Indian casino. And thus the powers of darkness are thwarted once again.

HA!

 

[Brimshack]

Heh, He, see Gwyyn. She can't resist taking the bait. her kind are so strongly attracted to purple that they can't igore it, even when you tell them up front that it will be their undoing.

…It all stems from the effects of listening to Barbara Streisand while reading romance novels. The combined effect just gives people moth-madness; they go right to the flame.

 

[gwyyn]

*hands clasped over ears* *screaming* Barbara Streisand NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


i have no worries over the pepporine, i don't like it!!

 

[Annabel Lee]

Brimshack, I am disappointed in you.
Of course they would appear as two slightly overweight men sitting in the back of a green pick-up. That's what we WANT you to think.
You're a pawn, Brimshack, in a game you are ill-equipt to play.
Give up now and we might treat you with mercy.
Otherwise.......

 

[Brimshack]

That's right Gwyyn. Barbara is actually a Klingon plant. She has been working against us for years.

And Annabel dear, there is no reason to be disappointed in me. I knew it was really your sisters all along, but by pretending I didn't recognize them I was able to slip past their suveillance by dressing up as a meter maid. Not only did I foil your plans for the ultimate destruction of all life on earth, but I actually gave them a ticket. Remember, the city only takes cashier's checks or money orders dear. Thank you for the contribution.

 

[Annabel Lee]

Barbara may be a Klingon Operative. She is also still angry about not getting the Academy Award for *Yentl*. This can be directly attributed to the Male Dominated Black Oil Alien nature of Hollywood.

Brimshack, your hairy legs gave you away while wearing that meter maid costume. My sisters and I laughed and laughed over that one!
Remember the Australian Shepherd you stopped to pet after passing Maribel and Jezebel?..Yes, he's one of us. When he licked your hand we instantaneously received all your dna information.
This is almost too easy!(insert maniacal laughter)