Attn Annabel Lee

[Brimshack]

Oh don't try and fool me. You aren't really going to sleep at all. You just want to go back to my High School and make changes in my permanant record. I've got your number baby; you can't pull the wool over my eyes. And I'm not sleeping either tonight, because I'll be watching for you and your tricks.

I don't have a dining room table! Obviously, the bug is in the water heater. You put it there in the hopes that I will encounter the floridated water while trying to take the bug out. But I'm not going to take the bug out, because I don't really care if you do hear what I have to say when I'm in the shower. My bad singing will ruin your circuits, and thus help to protect the free world from your evil machinations. And so I say yet again, definitely leave the thread here, and I won't delete my posts.

…and won't you be surprised and frustrated when I really don't …heh heh).

 

[Brimshack]

I will not be co-opted into furthering your dastardly designs by responding to innocent sounding requests for help withy your spelling. You will just have to devise a means of your own.

Goodnight evil Genie. Mey your dreams be more productive than your foolish waking attempts to manipulate me.

 

[Annabel Lee]

(sigh)..You're right Brimshack. How could I think I could pull the wool over your eyes. This was all an evil attempt to contact the "Black Oil Aliens" (I hope you watch X-Files) and locate my sister who is with the aliens and being forced to watch reruns of Beverly Hillbillies and The Brady Bunch..don't ask why.
My causing your paranoia permitted the special telepathic rays to beam down to Earth.(Don't ask, it's far too complicated)Thank you Brimshack, Thank You!! My long lost sister will be home tomorrow and it's all because of your irrational paranoia.
By the way, you have to pick her up tomorrow at 3:27 pm in Barstow next to the 7-11. You shouldn't have any trouble finding her. She'll be standing next to the shiny spaceship!
Thank you Brimshack..You are my hero!

 

[Brimshack]

I see you working on that long post there Annabel Lee. You only told me to go to bed, because you wanted the last word. Just like an evil plotter-lady. But I see you, and I've already foiled your plan. I will be here to write the last post after all.

 

[Brimshack]

AAAAAAH, it looks like your post beat mine in, but do not be fooled into thinking that I really made a mistake. It was part of my own plan to get my post in last after all.

And don't you try and fool me with any of this Black Oil Aliens trickery. I know the real issue here is Captain Cruch, and the socks from the dryer. Well you aren't getting any more of mine sister. And I'm not going to Barstow, because I am quite certain that Jezebel is in DENVER! That's right missy, I know your plans.

 

[Annabel Lee]

Who said anything about Jezebel..it's Maribel who needs to be picked up in Barstow!
Just remember...
Barstow, 3:27pm, 7-11, shiny spaceship.
The Earth is counting on you!
oh..if you happen to see Fox Mulder or Dana Sculley could you get me an autograph??

 

[Annabel Lee]

Who told you about Captain Cruch?
That was TOP SECRET! Where are you getting your information? Who are you working for?
It's the Black Oil Aliens, right? You're one of those Human/Alien hybrids aren't you? You can't fool me any longer. Uh-uh..I'm wise to you now.

 

[Brimshack]

But Maribel is in SCOTTSDALE. Barstow is the only place where you think I will be unable to foil your plans. It's the train station isn't it. You think I'll be mezmerized by the videogames, and fail to defend the earth properly, but it won't happen, because I'm going to shut myself up all day tomorrow, and prevent you from getting any access to my pre-sub-consciousness, or directing any lights at my retina. It's over Annabel. You should give up and go home.

You and Worthy tricked me didn't you. I thought he would come over to this thread anyway, because he was reading Who was Online, and so I declined to go get him, because I knew that was what you wanted me to do, but he never came over, so I assume he must have been up to something, and you really wanted me to stay here and exchange witticisms with you. But he left after all, which was unexpected. Well it's merely a temporary setback. I anticipated it anyway, and I will soon be able to find out what Worthy was up to, AND foil your plot.

Oh, and don't even try to trick me into thinking you are not really going to bed by saying that you are going to bed, because I know that you really are in fact going to bed in the hopes that I will stay up all night watching for you and THEM and be too tired to keep track of your tomorrow, but it won't work, because I am going to bed now as well. I will sleep before you (but not too much before you) and wake at the exact same time as you, thus ensuring that I will be wide awake tomorrow, and ready for the next twist in your devilish manuevers.

And I'm not going to delete my posts, so don't even try to tell me that I shouldn't delete them after all.

Goodnight evil mistress of dark designs.

 

[Brimshack]

Real conspiracy theorists don't watch Mully and Sculldoon. We know all this black-oil aliens stuff is really a plot designed to distract us from the real issue. But I've hidden all my boxes of captain crunch, and I never take my eyes off the dryer while I'm doing my socks. So, you'll never get anywhere with me. That's just the kinda lug-nut I am, lady. Give up now.

 

[Annabel Lee]

You must go to Barstow and pick up Maribel!
(7-11,3:27pm,shiny spaceship)If not, life on this tiny, backward planet you call home will be infested by million of Borg Drones. All human kind will lose it's individuality and become ONE WITH THE BORG! Do you want to be responsible for civilization as we know it crumbling to ruins. All because you were too lazy to pick up Maribel in Barstow!
You surprise me Brim.
Good Night Evil Human/Alien Hybrid!

The Borg Queen..I mean, Annabel
You Must Comply
Resistance is Futile

Goodnight..REALLY!

 

[Brimshack]

Hey, you can't break an egg without making a few omelets. So if all that is what it takes to safegaurd the Captain Crunch and protect my socks then so be it.

Goodnight you Conspirer of Conspiracies!

 

[Brimshack]

I see you lurking up there Katikayat. Obviously you are taking the scond watch to give Annabel a break. But it won't work, because I'm going to bed anyway. I'm taking my socks with me, and you'll never find my Captain Crunch. NEVER!

 

[Gerry]

I am glad you guys have left this string, though I am afraid it is wasted on the masses. I watched as it unfolded last night and was more than a little amused. This string is a Gem that someone will ressurect agin one day a few yeras from now, as I recently brought up some strings from a couple years back. This post says so much more than the words it contains. Thanks you two. This post will always be one of my fond memories of the Forums.

 

[the worthy one]

I'm glad you guys waited up. I brought pizza. Do you want some pizza Brim? Its really good.

 

[Annabel Lee]

Brimshack can't have any pizza, Worthy. He's lactose intolerant as are all Alien/Human Hybrids.

Do you have pepperoni?

 

[AngelAmidala]

I hope you don't mind another intrusion...but this thread was great! Thanks!!!

 

[Annabel Lee]

You have exactly one hour till pick up time!

 

[OldBadfish]

Do you guys realize that I know that Brimshack knows that Annabel knows that Brimshack knows that Annabel knows that Brimshack knows what Annabel knows?

Yea, that's right, I know what's going on!

 

[Brimshack]

Your welcome Angel and Gerry, but you guys aren't getting any of my Captain Crunch. And I can too have pizza, Worthy, especially pepperonni. I just have to smother it in crushed red pepper which will offset the effects of Annabel's chemical attacks. Powerful drugs could be insinuated into my soup!

…Why is everyone laughing at me?

 

[Brimshack]

That's right Badfish, and we all know it, …except for those who don't.