Attn Annabel Lee

[Brimshack]

It'll never work annabel, beacause I'm not going to barstow, I'm not going to play any video games at the train station (does that still exist?), and I'm certainly not going to give Maribel the secret code that will help her destroy everything. I'm staying right here, and the fact that the earth will still be spinning on its xis in 2 hoursw ill prove that I and not you are the true defender of the universe and Captain Crunch. Your plan is in ruins Annabel Lee, give it up.

 

[Annabel Lee]

As you can see, Brimshack...Gerry, Angel and Badfish are on MY SIDE!
I assume, at this moment, you are in your car headed towards Barstow. Pickup time is in less than 50 minutes.
BTW, their is a new drop off point. Instead of the 7-11, go about half a mile down the road until you get to an old oak tree, make a right and you should run into Bubba's Biker Bar and Literary Society. Maribel will be there.

 

[Brimshack]

That just proves that they are all in on it too. I have a contact in Barstow that says you can't even get to Bubba's Biker Bar and Literary Society by going right at the oak tree; you have to go left at the special stone formation and honk three times when you get to the green outhouse. You consiprators are sooooo devious that way. Well it won't wok anyway, I'm going to do some laundry now, and I have to watch the dryer to make sure there aren't any mysterious teleportations. You just tell your sister nice try, and she'll have to make do with Frosted Flakes all the way back to Syrius 4.

 

[Annabel Lee]

Are you saying that you haven't even left your house yet???
Just be prepared for the consequences of your actions my Alien/Hybrid Friend.
This time continuum will CEASE TO EXIST! We will all be sent plummeting into a frightening alternate reality. You've really done it now!!!

 

[Annabel Lee]

Your contact is misinformed. He must be referring to Bubba's Bikers Bar and Book Club. Entirely different place my hybrid friend.
Oh yeah, are you missing a purple sock? (insert evil maniacal laughter)

 

[Brimshack]

The purple sock was all part of my plan. I wanted you to take that sock, and now you've done it. That's how I foiled your evil plans, and I could never have done it if I had gone to Barstow. Once again goodnes triumphs, and you have been thwarted.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

 

[Gerry]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Thanks People! I am going for Hot Chocolate! That goes good with Captain Crunch!

 

[Annabel Lee]

Brimshack dear..Unbeknowst to you the PURPLE sock contained the exact gene sequencing of all the evil Alien/Human Hybrids living in the Barstow area.
This information will be sent off to the M.I.B. for analysis.
Thank you Evil Human/Alien Hybrid Green Faced Boy.

 

[Brimshack]

Well Annabel, love, it DID contain the sequence you suggested, that is until I spilled hot chocolate all over it while eating my Captain Crunch WITH CRUNCHBERRIES! That is of course, precisely why it had to be washed and dried to begin with. You now have the genetic code for an sem-intelligent pickle with three legs. It's not good for much except as a side dich for to-go orders.

 

[Gerry]

semi-intelligent pickle with three legs??? Does that mean you can duplicate my mother-in-law???

I thought this was all in fun, but now......

 

[Annabel Lee]

Gerry, Brimshack means it!
As we speak, his diabolical organization will be cloning these three-legged sentient pickles. The Earth will be over-run with these icky little creatures, life as we know it will cease to exist and it will be all BRIMSHACK'S FAULT!
Notice the relationship? Three-legged Green Pickles/Brimshack the Green-Faced Boy?
This is no cooincidence!

 

[Brimshack]

Don't listen to her Gerry. It is her orgaization that wishes to clone the pickles and use them to take over the world. Only those of us who have been eating captain Crunch regularly will be immune to the psionic assault of these pickle creatures. Annabel and HER KIND will incubate these pickles in the socks they have been gathering since the invention of the dryer. It is a dastardly plot, and one which has absoluteely nothing to do with my graduation picture, thank you very much!

 

[Annabel Lee]

Hah!
It is the eating of the sugar-laden Captain Crunch that will manipulate parts of the brain and turn the innocent cereal eater into a mindless zombie!
Have you ever looked closely at a box of Captain Crunch? Inscribed on the lower left hand corner, just under the Captains foot are the instructions that each Zombie Captain Crunch Cereal eater recieves once they are fully zombified. If Brimshack is a Captain Crunch cereal eater, as he claims, he's lost to us!

 

[gwyyn]

OK Who took my hidden stach of Crunch berries???????????????





it took me 6 months to pick all those out of the awful yellow crunchy things.



I want them back NOWWWWWWWWW

 

[Annabel Lee]

It was Brimshack, Gwyyn!
I'm certain of it. The depths of his depravity for Captain Crunch(any type, even Crunch Berries) knows no bounds.

 

[Brimshack]

Well that zombification effect might have worked if I hadn't gotten my hidden decoder ring in the Cocoa-Puffs box BEFORE I began eating Captain Crunch. I used that in order to learn the formula to turn the mind-numbing effects into a protein-laden muscle building formula. I took Gwyyn's stash in order to submit it to the process, so that she will be able to eat them safely. You may pick up your Crunch-berries any time you like Gwyyn. Just be sure and wear a pair of matching sox and drive a blue gremlin with white-wall tires when you come to pick them up.

 

[gwyyn]

Ummm my gremlin is in the garage getting fixed.

 

[GTX]

Zombification, hmmmmm.... I like it!

 

[Brimshack]

Gwyyn, please tell me that you too it to a garage with blue door and an old Farrah Faucet poster on the inside of the East wall. It has to be the EAST wall!! Otherwise, it's no good, you should never get back into it, unless of course you are prepared to whistle barry manilow tunes the entire time you are operating the vehicle. There is one song that won't work. I think it's Mandy, but it might be something else, I can't remember. But whatever you do, when you come to get your Crunch Berrys just remember to touch your breaks breifly three times whenever you pass any mile-marker divisible by the numbers 8 or 11. That will disrupt the coded sequence that Annabel is sending over the airwaves.

Zombification is no laughing matter GTX. Just look at the state of contemporary southern post-progressive Neo-Jungian folk-punk performance art. THEY DON'T EVEN USE A BRASS SECTION ANYMORE!!!!

 

[Gerry]

No Brass??? But southern post-progressive Neo-Jungian folk-punk performance art has always been dependent on a highly sophisticated Brass Section? How pray tell do they covert the anti energy mass without it?