Asperger Jokes

Letter Never Sent · Oct 28, 2012

Rev Wayne said:
You know you're an aspie if you can carry on a conversation by using nothing but movie quotes or song lyrics.

You know you're an aspie if you go to a restaraunt and the staff already know what you're going to order.

Haha - these are totally me!

It's really nice when the staff know your order by heart. A few times someone new messed up my order, but the manger saw me, double-checked it and caught their mistake. I'm also usually dressed the same too

catzetier · Oct 29, 2012

Rev Wayne said:
You know you're an aspie if you went online for five minutes to check an e-mail and are still there five hours later.

You know you're an aspie if you walk into doorways more often than you walk through them.

Sigh. Yes, sounds like me. The last one painfully so.

You know you're an aspie if you deliberately find alternatives to annoying smilies. (I, personally, have taken an irrational dislike to the "big grin". Ergo, the "kawaii"... apparently, it means "cute". It doesn't look very cute to me. I just chose it because it looked like it was laughing.)

Leading on from that... you know you're an aspie when you try to explain your humour. In more ways than one, probably.

LovedSparrow · Nov 8, 2012

For all of you with visual minds. This is a true t-shirt.

My specialist sees a boy who made a shirt that says (insert pictures): "I have (Donkey) and (two burgers.)"

Letter Never Sent · Nov 10, 2012

LovedSparrow said:
For all of you with visual minds. This is a true t-shirt.

My specialist sees a boy who made a shirt that says (insert pictures): "I have (Donkey) and (two burgers.)"

A sense of humor about it - good for him!

That reminds me of something I saw yesterday:
2+2=fish
3+3=eight
7+7=triangle

Not that this is funny, but you do need to visualize
to get it... just as with the shirt

MoeSzyslak · Nov 11, 2012

LovedSparrow said:
For all of you with visual minds. This is a true t-shirt.

My specialist sees a boy who made a shirt that says (insert pictures): "I have (Donkey) and (two burgers.)"

I have a shirt like that. You can buy it at cafepress.com

http://www.cafepress.com/mf/31746285/aspergers_tshirt

Upthewrongtree · Jan 10, 2013

I've always been told I'm witty. But I'm most often only funny only to myself. But I'm so SO hilarious to myself! I'm a lucky gal to have me. Haha. My hubby always says I can dish out sarcasm, but can't take it. I always wondered what he meant....

Then there was my old boss who "loved" my sense of humor.... but most of the time I was just telling him how much of a jerk he was. I guess honesty is funny to some people. Or maybe it's all in the delivery!

I totally agree with the idea that wit is just taking reality and making connections most people don't see. This is a great source of pleasure to me, and what I consider funny.

Retro girl 2013 · Jan 29, 2013

Dear Jackmt,
More jokes please - I loved the Aspergers Subtypes! Thanks for the laugh.

jackmt · Mar 21, 2013

Letter Never Sent said:
A priest, a blind man and an Aspie walk into bar. At the end of the night the priest and blind man leave with dates...

Was it a salad bar?

grandma dolittle · Mar 23, 2013

I am sorry, but I can't find the humor in these jokes. I have a son who has Aspergers and due to his inability to make friends, at 19 he followed the wrong kid into vandalizing some property. It cost him four years in prison. I am a retired special ed teacher and I taught autistic kids. Not one thought their disability was a joke and would gladly trade places with you as would my son.
Forgive me, but this is a serious disability to me.

Sabertooth · Mar 23, 2013

We're not making jokes about them; we're making jokes about us...

Your example and our own more serious incidents are certainly no laughing matter, but our other shared experiences certainly can be.

grandma dolittle · Mar 23, 2013

I apologize.

jackmt · Mar 25, 2013

grandma dolittle said:
I apologize.

It's not all bad. It helps to be able to laugh at oneself; to not take oneself too seriously. A speech therapist gave our support group a paper on literal thinking. When it talked about about slanted language, I immediately thought "italics" and had to do a head slap. I shared it with the group and we all had a good laugh.

jackmt · Mar 25, 2013

grandma dolittle said:
I apologize.

And, by the way, autistic kids rock!

Letter Never Sent · Mar 30, 2013

Letter Never Sent said:
A priest, a blind man and an Aspie walk into bar. At the end of the night the priest and blind man leave with dates...

jackmt said:
Was it a salad bar?

Yes, and there was a lawyer with them earlier that night, but he didn't go inside - he passed the Bar!
(on the drums: ba-boom cha!)

jackmt · Apr 28, 2013

If you got set to the pricipal's office regularly for repeatedly correcting the teacher, you just might be an Aspie.

jackmt · Apr 28, 2013

I have found a 5th subtype of Asperger's. It's characterized by the guy who's always gagging on his vegetables. It's called Asparagus' Syndrome.

jackmt · Apr 28, 2013

I thought I read this here, but don't see it.

If you were asked to toast the bride and the EMTs had to be called, you just might be an Aspie.

motherprayer · Apr 28, 2013

jackmt said:
I have found a 5th subtype of Asperger's. It's characterized by the guy who's always gagging on his vegetables. It's called Asparagus Syndrome.

I have that -__-

jackmt · Apr 29, 2013

Autism is discrimination based on car.

jackmt · May 17, 2013

I just heard that a Dr Weiz is taking up Dr. Asperger's mantle. Will we now be known as Weiz-Asperger's?

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