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An old man was having a movie made from his autobigraphy. He hired a casting firm to find well known actors to portray him at the various stages in his life. They went all around Hollywood talking up his book and movie script and came back saying "Great news! We got Keanu Reaves to portray you in your younger years, Michael Palin in your middle years, and Woody Allen in your old age." The man became enraged and fired them on the spot. Stunned, the agent asked why. "You people have been going around town casting Aspergians on my character!"