Ask nadroj

[Breetai]

5 guys walk into a pancake house.
THe first guy orderes waffles and the second guy orderes the blue berry surprise.
How much salt did the first guy put on his pancakes?

Edit: We understand that the first guy didnt order pancakes at all, but that is not the answer

Guys, it's easy! The 'his' in the last sentance must be referring to the second guy's 'blueberry surprise' pancake special. Therefore, the first guy put salt on his friend's(his) pancakes!

 

[nadroj1985]

Guys, it's easy! The 'his' in the last sentance must be referring to the second guy's 'blueberry surprise' pancake special. Therefore, the first guy put salt on his friend's(his) pancakes!

OK, cool, but we've still got to figure out how much salt it is, which seems impossible.

 

[ps139]

After a little research, I'm confused. This site seems to be saying that the title gets changed around a lot, but it apparently is somewhat related to Nietzsche and Zarathustra.

Well, actually you are correct but you still didn't name the song... but you pointed to it!
Phish covers "Also Sprach Zarathustra" which is the theme song from "2001: Apparently, Strauss loved this book so he wrote a piece with and named it after the book. And Phish made it funky

 

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

Guys, it's easy! The 'his' in the last sentance must be referring to the second guy's 'blueberry surprise' pancake special. Therefore, the first guy put salt on his friend's(his) pancakes!

Good grief you just might have it!!
I need to find Tim soon.... to tell him

 

[Breetai]

OK, cool, but we've still got to figure out how much salt it is, which seems impossible.

Yes, unfortunately we may never know just how much salt the first guy poured onto the second guy's pancakes. Probably about enough to end up with a black eye and possibly a broken nose.

 

[Arnold_Philips]

Hey, Jordan. If you had to, would you get a tattoo of a dolphin or a unicorn? Where it is placed and what it exactly looks like is open to interpretation.

 

[nadroj1985]

Hey, Jordan. If you had to, would you get a tattoo of a dolphin or a unicorn? Where it is placed and what it exactly looks like is open to interpretation.

Hmmm... I guess I'd go with the dolphin, a picture of it in the middle of a jump out of the water. Maybe put it high on my back, between the shoulder blades.

 

[twosteppin]

I thought of some more questions...woooot

Whats your fav Seinfeld Episode?
favorite Character in the show?
Fav Modest Mouse song?

 

[nadroj1985]

Whats your fav Seinfeld Episode?

Good grief... that's impossible. I don't know the title, but the one where George poses as "O'Brien" to get a limo ride, only to find out that O'Brien is really a Nazi, is the first one that comes to mind.

favorite Character in the show?

Probably Kramer.

Fav Modest Mouse song?

Hmmm...... Either "Lives" or "Styrofoam Boots."

 

[Breetai]

Hmmm... I guess I'd go with the dolphin, a picture of it in the middle of a jump out of the water. Maybe put it high on my back, between the shoulder blades.

Yikes bro! The correct answer is: "neither, dolphins and unicorns are for homos and gays." At least you didn't say unicorn.

I'm still questioning your sexuality though!

Probably Kramer.

It's ok folks, he's straight as an arrow!

(seriously folks, I'm only joking.)

 

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

Yikes bro! The correct answer is: "neither, dolphins and unicorns are for homos and gays." At least you didn't say unicorn.

I'm still questioning your sexuality though

 

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

Why do professors decide that everything is due at the end of the semester? Do they think its funny when students have a million things due all at the same time? Or do they not realize this? Perhaps I should inform them....

Will I ever get this work done?

 

[nadroj1985]

Why do professors decide that everything is due at the end of the semester?

Because they hate you.

Do they think its funny when students have a million things due all at the same time?

Yes. Wouldn't you?

Will I ever get this work done?

Sure. I have faith in you

 

[Arnold_Philips]

Because they hate you.

Correction: They hate freedom.

 

[NINGirl]

Apologies if I'm about to repeat anything; haven't the time to read this all.

If you were forced to work at any restaurant for the rest of your life, what restaurant would that be?
If you had to pause yourself at one specific age, what age would that be?
If you got to meet any artist/group, who would they be?
If you got to record a single, what would the name of your single be?

 

[nadroj1985]

If you were forced to work at any restaurant for the rest of your life, what restaurant would that be?

The Whistle Stop. It's a restaurant my grandparents own in a small town in Kentucky.

If you had to pause yourself at one specific age, what age would that be?

Ummm... now, 19, I guess. I don't know what the ages after this are like, and I'd probably say I'm as happy now as I've ever been.

If you got to meet any artist/group, who would they be?

The Velvet Underground, I guess. It would have been nice to meet the original four when they were still playing together, in 1966-68.

If you got to record a single, what would the name of your single be?

"Ice-Nine" ... or maybe "Detrimental Duck" (don't ask).

 

[Arnold_Philips]

Why do you hate puppies so much? and freedom?

 

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

Are you a communist? Do you think Communism could work?

 

[Breetai]

Why do professors decide that everything is due at the end of the semester? Do they think its funny when students have a million things due all at the same time? Or do they not realize this? Perhaps I should inform them....

Will I ever get this work done?

You would get your work done if you set your own personal due dates for your assignments(BEFORE the ACTUAL due date!). Then everything wouldn't be due at the same time and you would be much, much less stressed out.

Sorry, I know that I should be talking about you Nadroj...but Candice has breasts and you don't.

 

[KristianJ]

So what really is the sound of one hand clapping?