Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer 2

[Daughter of His]

because it gets stuck to your sunscreen and hair and you gotta go back into the ocean with the SHARKS (another subject)

Why are dolphins so much nicer than sharks?

 

[preacherindisguise]

Maybe its because God made sharks sensitive to the smell of blood.

What's so special about diamonds?

 

[Daughter of His]

diamonds are special because so many people think they are, oh face it they are pretty and shiney, and sparkley...

When is the last time you waxed, you know your car???

 

[Total Release]

don't remember but i waxed my chest on thursday


why do all the chefs on iron chef have 80's hair?

 

[preacherindisguise]

what's iron chef, sounds like something eighties maybe...

How does the ocean know to stop at the shore?

 

[XxSerenityxX]

cause it can see the people sitting on the beach

why dont things fall up?

 

[Total Release]

my hairline does


why do chihuahuas shake so dang much?

 

[IamAKingsKid]

because they dont know how to dance

why do birds sing

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Isn't it obvious? how are you supposed to grip a drumstick or guitar pick with a feather? They can't play an instrument so they sing...

Why are dolphins so blasted cool...?

 

[Avatar]

You'd be cool too, if you could kick a shark's butt!

Why do penguins wear suits?

 

[preacherindisguise]

They are sophisticated, and all those fancy layers keep them warm under the sea!

Why are people on the computer so dang much?

 

[Total Release]

bc sometimes they get tired of doing constructive things while at work


why does emeril say bam?

 

[IamAKingsKid]

dont know who emeril is, maybe he is a friend of bam-bam rubble???

why is the sky blue??

 

[brinny]

cuz green just don't seem right?

who decided only 8 slices in a pizza?

 

[It's Mee]

Of course it is not the one who decided to have it cut in 7 pieces


Why are people always asking silly questions

 

[brinny]

what else would we do?

is it necessary to pay taxes?

 

[Daughter of His]

it is necessary but don't ask me of all people why

Do you watch Gilmore Girls?

 

[Total Release]

come on, is the sky yellow?


why is there a grumbly in my tumbly?

 

[Daughter of His]

it's that bean burrito you ate for lunch

Whakt do you do when you're waiting for the light to turn green?

 

[IamAKingsKid]

i sing annoyingly loud so the folks in the next car can enjoy my song.....

where do you go when you get in the car??