Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer 2

[Daughter of His]

Never wondered before, but now that you mention it...

Ever thought about how all the forces of gravity ect. hold the heavenly bodies in their proper places ?

 

[Daughter of His]

Yes I've thought of it, that's why I asked.

Why do people drive in a way that is so rude but if you talk with them they are not rude.???

 

[psychoceramic]

because jelly comes in a jar...

 

[psalms 91]

or in a sandwich

 

[Daughter of His]

jelly comes from plants.

Where does the jar come from now?

 

[Total Release]

from the land of narnia


what was that one guy's name again?

 

[Daughter of His]

One guy's name is Jim. haha

How come your car is so dirty??? Huh????

 

[IamAKingsKid]

cause it refuses to take a bath!!!!

why wont you make your bed????

 

[brinny]

make my bed do what?

how come we only have 8 fingers?

 

[IamAKingsKid]

cause if we had nine fingers, it would be odd......

how come we count a babys toes and fingers when its born???

 

[Alessandro]

To see if the finger and toe sets are complete

Do you know how to count to 1,000 backwards with a negative circle root to the power of pie? Mmmmm pie

 

[Daughter of His]

No, absolutely positivley not without a doubt the answer is NO.

Do you think there is a practical application to the above question which I shall repeat,"Do you know how to count to 1.00 backwards with a negative circle route to the power of pie?" If the answer is yes, please name for the sake of the ignorant such as myself.

 

[Alessandro]

Well I would but you repeated my question wrong, its 1,000 not 1.00

Are you going to answer my genius question or are you going to answer my genius question?

 

[Daughter of His]

I can't do it and I don't think you can, it's trancidental, can't do it even once can you??

HUH? HUH?

 

[IamAKingsKid]

i dont want to do it, even if i could, i wouldnt so there......

now what is it i dont want to do???

 

[Daughter of His]

50 sit ups

I forgot how to change a flat tire, know how?

 

[IamAKingsKid]

blow on it till its not flat anymore???

i got lost in my backyard today, does anyone know how i can get home??

 

[Daughter of His]

Lost in your backyard.....look all around for something framliar, call your dog,
use your cell phone. If all that fails, knocks on your next door neighbors door and ask him.

Ever want to hold onto a hundred helium balloons and take a ride?

 

[IamAKingsKid]

i would love to, but as i get lost so easily, i would never find my way home

did you ever find a kitten, want to take it home, and realize that it was already yours??

 

[Daughter of His]

I can't my dog would kick them out of the house.

Why is the TV such a nasty form of media these days???