Ask a silly question, get a silly answer. (3)

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[lucypevensie]

Why are now of the ornaments we put on our Christmas trees square?

The aerodynamics of the square ones makes it difficult to place them on the tree so that they stay on all season.

Is it OK to have your Christmas tree lights on during the day?

 

[soyunagile7980]

This depends on who will be there to enjoy them. Note: if this be a cat, dog or any other household pet, no. Only because they wouldn't be able to call 911 in case of fire.
P.S. this is not a silly question but a very good one.

Are there any sustainable christmas deocorations? I.E. Timed Christmas lights, etc.?

 

[lucypevensie]

Yes, but you have to hook them up to your car battery. If that's not inconvenient for you, then go for it.

We're out of cat food. Now what?

 

[soyunagile7980]

Do you have cans of tuna or a back yard? They are pretty good at bringing home the "catch of the day".

How does one tell if they are "ready" for Christmas?

 

[lucypevensie]

Everybody knows that's a nice way of asking "Have finished buying all the presents you feel obligated to buy for all the people you really wish you didn't have to buy for?"

How do you know it's time for Christmas to be over?

 

[soyunagile7980]

Usually on my birthday, January the 8th when everyone puts their tree in the garbage. We have a synthetic one so I usually use that day to put everything back in it's place for next year.

Who traditionally, puts up the tree at your house?

 

[lucypevensie]

I just push a button and a trapdoor in the floor opens up and a lighted, decorated Christmas tree emerges.

Want me to get you something from Taco Bell?

 

[Shalico2007]

Want me to get you something from Taco Bell?

I prefer thick coffee from Venus, but thank you anyway.

Does your car have ice skates?

 

[lucypevensie]

That's the latest trend, and I absolutely must follow the latest trend. Hope that answers your question.

What specific tasks do you suggest I focus on while putting in my 2 hours at work today?

 

[Shalico2007]

What specific tasks do you suggest I focus on while putting in my 2 hours at work today?

Trying to find a home for Mickey Mouse.

Why don't you store kleenex in the refrigerator?

 

[lucypevensie]

The cold breaks down the fibers so that when you blow your nose you have a mess on your hands, literally.

Where do you suppose I should get some lunch today?

 

[Shalico2007]

Where do you suppose I should get some lunch today?

How about the local library?

Why don't you see snowmen in August?

 

[MrJG]

inventing a tastier way to use vienna sausages, of course.

Why won't my cat stay off the kitchen counter?

 

[Shalico2007]

Why won't my cat stay off the kitchen counter?

Because that is where the cat's bowl of milk is.

Why is the newspaper made with paper?

 

[WannaWitness]

So it can easily be crumpled up and thrown in the garbage after we finish reading it.

How do you think I would look wearing one cowboy boot and one sneaker with a polkadot top, checkered skirt, and striped pants underneath?

 

[soyunagile7980]

Unmatched to say the least.

Why does the kitty have triangle ears?
(My daughter asked me this when she was 2)

 

[brinny]

eating sugar cookies n' takin lots'a breaks

why do most stations abruptly stop playin' Christmas music right after Christmas?

 

[lucypevensie]

Because just one more playing of Burl Ives' Have a Holly Jolly Christmas would make all the DJ's heads explode.

What's to be done about all the snotty teenagers these days?

 

[brinny]

get them tissues, real fast

why do my fishes almost dance to TSO music?