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Discussion in 'Recreation Room' started by LovebirdsFlying, Dec 22, 2011.

  1. LovebirdsFlying

    LovebirdsFlying My husband drew this cartoon of me. Staff Member Red Team - Moderator Supporter

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  2. lucypevensie

    lucypevensie Not drinking the kool-aid

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    The aerodynamics of the square ones makes it difficult to place them on the tree so that they stay on all season.

    Is it OK to have your Christmas tree lights on during the day?
     
  3. soyunagile7980

    soyunagile7980 Council Member

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    This depends on who will be there to enjoy them. Note: if this be a cat, dog or any other household pet, no. Only because they wouldn't be able to call 911 in case of fire.
    P.S. this is not a silly question but a very good one. :)

    Are there any sustainable christmas deocorations? I.E. Timed Christmas lights, etc.?
     
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  4. lucypevensie

    lucypevensie Not drinking the kool-aid

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    Yes, but you have to hook them up to your car battery. If that's not inconvenient for you, then go for it.

    We're out of cat food. Now what?
     
  5. soyunagile7980

    soyunagile7980 Council Member

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    Do you have cans of tuna or a back yard? They are pretty good at bringing home the "catch of the day".

    How does one tell if they are "ready" for Christmas?
     
  6. lucypevensie

    lucypevensie Not drinking the kool-aid

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    Everybody knows that's a nice way of asking "Have finished buying all the presents you feel obligated to buy for all the people you really wish you didn't have to buy for?"

    How do you know it's time for Christmas to be over?
     
  7. soyunagile7980

    soyunagile7980 Council Member

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    Usually on my birthday, January the 8th when everyone puts their tree in the garbage. We have a synthetic one so I usually use that day to put everything back in it's place for next year.

    Who traditionally, puts up the tree at your house?
     
  8. lucypevensie

    lucypevensie Not drinking the kool-aid

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    I just push a button and a trapdoor in the floor opens up and a lighted, decorated Christmas tree emerges.

    Want me to get you something from Taco Bell?
     
  9. Shalico2007

    Shalico2007 Jesucristo es el Rey! Que Dios te Bendiga!

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    I prefer thick coffee from Venus, but thank you anyway.

    Does your car have ice skates?
     
  10. lucypevensie

    lucypevensie Not drinking the kool-aid

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    That's the latest trend, and I absolutely must follow the latest trend. Hope that answers your question.

    What specific tasks do you suggest I focus on while putting in my 2 hours at work today?
     
  11. Shalico2007

    Shalico2007 Jesucristo es el Rey! Que Dios te Bendiga!

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    Trying to find a home for Mickey Mouse.

    Why don't you store kleenex in the refrigerator?
     
  12. lucypevensie

    lucypevensie Not drinking the kool-aid

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    The cold breaks down the fibers so that when you blow your nose you have a mess on your hands, literally.

    Where do you suppose I should get some lunch today?
     
  13. Shalico2007

    Shalico2007 Jesucristo es el Rey! Que Dios te Bendiga!

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    How about the local library?

    Why don't you see snowmen in August?
     
  14. MrJG

    MrJG Better to be quiet and not prove anyone's theory

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    inventing a tastier way to use vienna sausages, of course.

    Why won't my cat stay off the kitchen counter?
     
  15. Shalico2007

    Shalico2007 Jesucristo es el Rey! Que Dios te Bendiga!

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    Because that is where the cat's bowl of milk is.

    Why is the newspaper made with paper?
     
  16. WannaWitness

    WannaWitness Shining God's Light for a Lost World.

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    So it can easily be crumpled up and thrown in the garbage after we finish reading it.

    How do you think I would look wearing one cowboy boot and one sneaker with a polkadot top, checkered skirt, and striped pants underneath?
     
  17. soyunagile7980

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    Unmatched to say the least.

    Why does the kitty have triangle ears?
    (My daughter asked me this when she was 2)
     
  18. brinny

    brinny everlovin' shiner of light in dark places Supporter

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    eating sugar cookies n' takin lots'a breaks :p

    why do most stations abruptly stop playin' Christmas music right after Christmas?
     
  19. lucypevensie

    lucypevensie Not drinking the kool-aid

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    Because just one more playing of Burl Ives' Have a Holly Jolly Christmas would make all the DJ's heads explode.

    What's to be done about all the snotty teenagers these days?
     
  20. brinny

    brinny everlovin' shiner of light in dark places Supporter

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    get them tissues, real fast :p

    why do my fishes almost dance to TSO music?