Ask a silly question, get a silly answer. (3)

[SparkyMaddie]

you have to purchase "CF glasses now" as part of being a member,sorry nobody told you..they can be purchased from me for 2,000 dollars

Are the blessings on here being used someplace else?

 

[Somber]

Makes you wonder doesn't it??

Do you think they traded the billions of blessings here in for money?

 

[lucypevensie]

I bought a plasma Tv with my CF blessings.

How come we see plenty of seeing eye dogs but never any seeing eye cats?

 

[SparkyMaddie]

Cat's refuse to lead anyone around unless they get free mice.

Why do race horses always have stupid names?

 

[lucypevensie]

All of the good, normal horse names have already been used, and you can't really reuse them, so that leaves only stupid names.

How do they get the gluten out of gluten-free food?

 

[Lioness901]

They grab some straws and some gluttonous people and have them suck the glutton out.

Why is there braile at drive though banks??

 

[lucypevensie]

Just because blind people can't drive cars doesn't mean they can't drive motorcycles.

If you mix grey and white what color do you end up with?

 

[forest flower]

White 75% Black 25% or simply grey. (I'm sure you're talking 50/50 grey to start with.)

Why is the ocean blue?

 

[lucypevensie]

The blue whales that live in the ocean make it blue.

Why is it such a difficult thing to place a new roll of TP on the roller?

 

[forest flower]

The roller keeps hiding.

Why are washing machines so loud?

 

[lucypevensie]

Must be all the rocks you keep putting in there.

will you have coffee, tea, or a horseradish and beet sandwich?

 

[forest flower]

*Bump*

 

[forest flower]

I will have a coffee sandwich thankyou.

Which colour is best rainbow, black or white?

 

[brinny]

both

how many feet does a horse dance on?

 

[lucypevensie]

My horse only dances on his head, so that was a pointless question.

Have you heard the latest gossip from Zimbabwe?

 

[WannaWitness]

Yes... I heard that a big spacecraft landed there from the obscure planet Pewak. Two singing aliens walked out and started levitating across the country, making appearances at the homes of random people to perform a concert. Interestingly enough, not once did they utter, "take me to your leader".

Which makes the best drinking water: river water or lake water?

 

[lucypevensie]

Lake water, preferably from the Great Salt Lake in Utah.

How do I charge my cell phone?

 

[brinny]

leave it out in a thunderstorm fer the light'nin to get it

why should i pay my bills?

 

[lucypevensie]

Paying bills will give you something to spend your money on, otherwise you'll probably just end up spending it on a new car or a vacation or some other dumb thing.

Flying is too expensive, the train is too slow, the bus doesn't go where I want it to, my bike is broken, and I can't walk because my feet hurt. So how am I going to go on vacation?

 

[brinny]

yer imagination...get yer red sparkly shoes, put them on, click them three times, and say "There's no place like ___________" (wherever it is yu wanna go)

what should i do with a disobedient gold fish?