Ask a silly question, get a silly answer. (2)

[Historicus]

How should I know I'm not good at Math, I'll ask my cat since it has awesome calculator skills!

If rain is clear then why does water sometimes look blue?

 

[lucypevensie]

Someone must have slipped in some food coloring when we weren't looking.

Why blue? Why not red or yellow?

 

[Historicus]

My guess is a big glass of orange juice!

What isn't there actual whole oranges in orange juice?

 

[brinny]

too many o' those seeeedz

how many oranges can ya juggle?

 

[Historicus]

I could only juggle 4 and a half oranges so they wouldn't let me join the circus!

Why isn't there more clown schools?

 

[brinny]

people have forgotten how to smile

why are some clowns sad?

 

[Historicus]

they put their make-up on while standing on their heads

Why don't more people stand on their heads?

 

[moerunamida]

Because we'd rather stand on two feet than one foot.

Does ice cream scream when it's being eaten?

 

[JCgirl4eternity]

Yes... you know the thing called "brain freeze"? ... yeah, that's why.

Who came up with the silly phrase "the same difference"?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

I believe that was Al Gore.

What difference does it make?

 

[brinny]

hmmmm..i'll think o' sumthin

why don't i have an air conditioner yet?

 

[lucypevensie]

You are just not hot enough, I guess.

How did people survive in the olden days without air conditioners?

 

[Mobiosity]

They didn't. They're all dead.

Why orange?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

O that range was the perfect spot for all them horses!

How do birds not get shocked on power lines?

 

[lucypevensie]

They make sure to wear their insulators before leaving the nest for the day.

How come my kids can't remember to bring a jacket before leaving the house?

 

[Mobiosity]

They don't need it before they leave the house.

Why is punctuation?

 

[lucypevensie]

So that you don't eat Grandpa! You can say "Let's eat, Grandpa" or you can say "Let's eat Grandpa". I'll let you decide which is appropriate for you situation.

Why are my kids complaining about being booooored?

 

[Historicus]

They didn't have any nails and haven't learned carpentry skills yet.

What does rain fall down from the sky

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Cause if it fell up from the sky, it'd go into outer space!

If space is a vacuum, what was God cleaning?

 

[lucypevensie]

Leftover scraps from the 6 days of creation.

Who's to say you're right and I'm wrong?