Ask a silly question, get a silly answer. (2)

[sbbqb7n16]

Only in the country of Spare Oom.

Did you see a lamp post around here anywhere??

 

[Mobiosity]

Only in the country of Spare Oom.

Did you see a lamp post around here anywhere??

I didn't know lamps could use a computer.

Why isn't append longer?

 

[lucypevensie]

Add an extra p and it'll be longer.

Why must it rain so much this summer?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

That's God trying to wash away spring break.

How do you keep an umbrella from getting wet when it rains?

 

[lucypevensie]

Only use it indoors.

What will my boss think if I all of a sudden stop showing up for work?

 

[Mobiosity]

That he needs to move your desk.

Where would you put an extra limb?

 

[lucypevensie]

Plant it in the ground in my back yard and hope it grows into a nice big sugar maple!

Since you can get sugar from maples, what kinds of trees can you get salt from?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

The trees in the salt mines. No they're there. You just have to keep going further down the mine. Trust me.

If there really are leprechauns with pots of gold at the end of rainbows, why doesn't everyone just buy a prism and a flashlight?

 

[lucypevensie]

They have to be natural rainbows, the man-made ones always know when you're cheating.

What if I want diamonds and rubies instead of gold at the end of my rainbow?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Listen, when it's your turn to be a leprechaun, you can decide for yourself what you'd like in your pot of whatever.

Have you ever heard of an "ironing excited"??

 

[Mobiosity]

I am working very hard on being wrought.

What color does red look like to someone who doesn't see red the way I do?

 

[lucypevensie]

A little bit different. Just remember your way of seeing red is the right way. Provided it matches the way I see red.

How do people who are red/green color blind ever learn to read traffic lights?

 

[Shalico2007]

What color does red look like to someone who doesn't see red the way I do?

I think they see it as pink.

How do people who are red/green color blind ever learn to read traffic lights?

They go to color blind school.


Why don't we call milkshakes milkjuggles?

 

[Mobiosity]

Because if you juggle them, they spill.

How many J's are there in difference? Silent and otherwise.

 

[sbbqb7n16]

When Difference plays basketball, there are 2. (Rock - Js on My Toes | Jordan Shoes, Air Jordans, Jordan Sneakers, Retro Jordan Shoes)

Which is better: the original or spicy chick-fil-a sandwich?

 

[Mobiosity]

Yes. 42, definitely.

Outside of a dog, books are a man's best friend. What is man's best friend inside a dog?

 

[WannaWitness]

The steak that the dog stole from the man.

Has anyone ever seen a cat in pajamas?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Yes, while wearing pajamas I have seen many cats.

Where does the Planters guy buy such little canes?

 

[Mobiosity]

They're seconds from the Candy Cane Store - the color didn't stick.

Why are they called palm trees when they don't look anything like hands?

 

[lucypevensie]

They're They're looking forward to the day that hands finally evolve from their branches - in a couple billion years.

Which is more - a bazillion or a kajillion?