Ask a silly question, get a silly answer. (2)

[JCgirl4eternity]

Why, I think so!

How many times can you run around a stop sign before stopping?

 

[Shalico2007]

How many times can you run around a stop sign before stopping?

Does a trillion times ring a bell?



Why don't anteaters eat macaroni and cheese?

 

[JCgirl4eternity]

Because they like macaroni and beef better.

How big was the world's biggest elephant?

 

[lucypevensie]

Just a little bit bigger than the world's second biggest elephant.

Why are elephants so mean and scary?

 

[Mobiosity]

There are lots of mice.

Why is salt white?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

It uses too much sunscreen when it goes to the beach.

What color is the Red Sea?

 

[Mobiosity]

Wet

Why doesn't toothpaste glue your teeth together?

 

[lucypevensie]

They just don't know how to make glue the way they used to.

Lead, follow, or get out of the way?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Can't go over it, can't go around it, can't go under it, must go through it!

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?

 

[Mobiosity]

It's now just jar.

Who took the tele out of the phone?

 

[lucypevensie]

Bill Clinton, who else?

How come Bush doesn't get the blame for this one?

 

[Mobiosity]

Bill Clinton, who else?

How come Bush doesn't get the blame for this one?

He is to blame. Bush is all powerful.

Why is the left?

 

[lucypevensie]

Because of all the southpaws in Congress.

If a southpaw is a lefty, what's a westpaw?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

A father in California.

Exactly what is "old news"?

 

[lucypevensie]

You know what they say - "Old news is good news".

Why should I???

 

[JCgirl4eternity]

Because you asked!!!

What will I make on my history test tomorrow?

 

[lucypevensie]

You'll make chicken scratches on your test paper.

How in the world do pharmacists learn to read doctors' chicken scratch writing on the prescriptions?

 

[Shalico2007]

How in the world do pharmacists learn to read doctors' chicken scratch writing on the prescriptions?

Probably because they go to chicken school and earn their diploma.

Why are some beans called refried?

 

[lucypevensie]

They're a special hybrid bean developed by the FDA just for eating with Mexican food.

What ever would we do without Taco Bell???

 

[Mobiosity]

Work on developing a burrito bell

Is Lucy pevensie?