Ask a silly question, get a silly answer. (2)

[lucypevensie]

Little known fact - there are two Mickeys. They are identical twins. Their mom and dad were a little weird in giving them the exact same name.

How is the word "the" pronounced in your language?

 

[Windorian]

I'm not sure what "the" even means, let alone how to pronounce it.

If you wanted your teeth to shine, could you use car wax instead of toothpaste?

 

[lucypevensie]

If my teeth had wheels that would make sense. but since they don't, Turtle Wax it is!

How come someone cries in every episode of Little House on the Prairie?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Cause Michael Landon's a big wuss!

Where's the access ramp for a highway to heaven?

 

[brinny]

it's hidden in the clouds

where was i?

 

[lucypevensie]

In La-La Land!

What do they eat in lala land?

 

[brinny]

la-la-lamb

do i really gotta work today?

 

[lucypevensie]

Makes no difference to me, personally.

How much worse can it get?

 

[Mobiosity]

Never, ever ask that; you just might find out how much worse.

Why are green tomatoes bad and green peppers good?

 

[Daughter of His]

Because termites are colorblind.

How can you tickle a porcupine?

 

[brinny]

v-e-r-y carefully

why does a hyena laugh?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

*song* He was gonna laugh at a joke, but then he got hyena. Ooooo oooooo.... *song*

why are dads the only ones allowed in Lazy boys??

 

[brinny]

cuz it takes a real man, fully grown or not, to be lazy

how many stars smiled at you tonight?

 

[Shalico2007]

how many stars smiled at you tonight?

All of them, including the moon.



Why do people ask goofy questions?

 

[Daughter of His]

Let's see, I think it goes, "To be goofy or not to be goofy, that is the question."

Consider this, goofy = _____________?

 

[Windorian]

Consider this, goofy = _____________?

A strange, unidentifiable creature (dog? horse? antelope? water buffalo?) at Walt Disney World.

Why is water so wet?

 

[lucypevensie]

So that it will soak into a sponge better.

How do they make rocks?

 

[moerunamida]

God puts a mountain into a rock tumbler.

Why are cherries so expensive when they are grown in the state I live in?

 

[JCgirl4eternity]

Because you are 25 and you have three cyber pets

How come it's hard for a Christian to answer Christianity questions from a historical view?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Every answer I've ever given is in the past - including this one now.

If Tiger Woods uses a 9-iron, is he a hypocrite?