Ask a silly question, get a silly answer. (2)

[sbbqb7n16]

I personally guarantee that if you douse your compuer with bug spray, that computer bugs will not have any impact on how well it runs from here on out.

Is McAfee the McDonald's version of AntiVirus software?

 

[lucypevensie]

Yes, McDonalds is always on the cutting edge of technology you know.

How come the McDonalds line is always long and busy, but the Burger King line makes you wonder if the place is even open?

 

[brinny]

cuz McDonald's gives toys!!!!!

wanna go down to the river to pray?

 

[lucypevensie]

Depends on the river, and if there is a waterfall too. I like waterfalls.

Why is Niagara Falls considered one of the 7 wonders of the world?

 

[brinny]

cuz it's such a wunnerful wonder to behold

can yu speak jabberwocky?

 

[lucypevensie]

I don't even know what a jabberwocky IS.

Is it something like a chewbacca?

 

[Windorian]

I think chewbacca is eating backwards.

I don't want McDonalds, but can I have a toy!!!!

 

[brinny]

free toys from now till 3pm

wanna go jump-roping?

 

[lucypevensie]

Yeah, in the middle of the street, just like they do in certain neighborhoods around here, even though there is a perfectly good sidewalk to use.

What makes some young guys want to wear their pants down around their knees? Doesn't it get tiring having to hold them up?

 

[brinny]

it's even funnier if they haf'ta run

it's raining, but not pouring...isn't there a rhyme fer that?

 

[lucypevensie]

I am definitely NOT a fan of poetry and rhyme - so I wouldn't know.

Back to the pants thing. When, OH WHEN will these fellows get the clue that pants on the ground is NOT cool?

 

[brinny]

when they trip and fall and embarrass demselves

where are da light'nin bugz?

 

[lucypevensie]

They went on vacation to someplace dark.

Where does Elvis get all those cool outfits he wears?

 

[Daughter of His]

You mean you saw him?

Where did you see Elvis?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Where don't I see Elvis?

Is that Elvis in a dog costume??

 

[lucypevensie]

No, it's a cat in an Elvis costume.

Where can I get me some blue swede shoes like Elvis wears?

 

[Windorian]

From the cat.

Would Elvis the Cat sing "You ain't nothin' but a hound dog"?

 

[lucypevensie]

Sure, as long as he doesn't have to refer to himself as the dog.

Wait...since when do cats sing?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Since May 11, 1981 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cats_(musical)) )

What would happen if Mickey Mouse made a guest appearance in Cats?

 

[Windorian]

It would be a "One Night Only" performance.

How can Mickey Mouse be in Florida and California at exactly the same time?