Oh! I've got a real question for a physicist. And this is not just a "try to stump the physicist" question...this is a real question:
The sensor arrays at CERN (or Fermi, or SSC, whatever). How do you induce an electrical current and/or electric potential from sub-electronic particles? You know, you're trying to track down the signature of a Higgs Boson (or strange quark...whatever). Somehow you capture these signatures in the form of an electric current or something. You amplify it, run that through ADC, digitize it, display it on a computer. What I can't figure out is, the particles are so much smaller than even a single electron. How do you produce a flow of multiple electrons out of that? Does a boson produce a magnetic field or something?
For that matter, the whole incident happens in the span of attoseconds. How do you capture that??? The smallest capacitance we can get in the circuitry is on the order of femtofarads. It seems like the whole reaction would get lost in the noise. Do you just massively over-sample and stagger the phase over attosecond-long increments or something?