Now I have read that if one were to fall into a black hole one would become "spaghettified", that is to say, stretched by tidal forces.
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But as one falls into the black hole one's speed would approach the speed of light, nicht wahr? And so then the Fitzgerald Contraction would cause one to shorten in the direction of the acceleration, and this would lessen the tidal effect.
So, my question is: Would the shortening be enough to counter the tidal effects and prevent "spagghettification"?
And if you did not fall directly into the black hole, but spiralled in, your orbital velocity at right angles to the gravitational acceleration would also increase as your orbit became smaller, and your increasing wavelength would make your position increasingly indeterminate.
Would that make you a "spaghetti-o" or would you just become a string?
(I'm sorry, but it is two thirty in the morning, and this is the time I think about things like that.)