"Brother Burlison had just completed a fine revival. All week, at both day and night services, the attendance had been good. But as yet no one had joined the church. It was the last service and again the minister 'opened the doors' of the church. Still no one came to join, and the disappointed preacher said: 'Haven't we had a good meeting this week?'
All heads in congregation nodded in agreement.
'Don't any of you want to go to Heaven?' he asked, while looking right at one of the Elmore men who was sitting near the pulpit.
'We like it all right here in Arkansas,' came the reply from sleepy-eyed Ben."