Are Tubas of the Devil?

Psalmangel · Jan 3, 2006

There are no scriptures against music in general or instruments, ergo no tubas are not of the devil...

It's who plays the instrument who makes the big difference.

EmmaJane · Jan 3, 2006

FLANDIDLYANDERS said:
I deny ever writing such a song...

Well, the guy in the song decided to take up the tuba to annoy his neighbour because he suspected his neighbour of stealing his French horn.

It's a cute song.

UberLutheran · Jan 3, 2006

Polycarp1 said:
No, most violists play an instrument that is both base and vile!

My nomination for the single worst pun even posted on a CF thread!

Polycarp1 said:
Mhatten: If we're lucky, UberLutheran will have a picture of one. (Think: "the ill wind that nobody blows good"

TRUE MUSICAL FACTS

The viola is somewhat bigger than the violin.

That's because the viola has reached puberty, and is having its growth spurt.

When it is fully mature, it will be a fully adult cello.

In old age, a cello will become a double bass and often has problems moving around.

freespirit2001 · Jan 4, 2006

THESE ARE PICTURES OF A KIND OF TUBA CALLED "THE SERPENT:"

"A SERPENT FESTIVAL"

"A SERPENT CHANDELIER IN BRUSSELS"

" A KIND OF "SERPENT" TUBA CALLED THE "ANACONDA"

FOUR SIZES OF THE SERPENT
(The last thumbnail of a "Serpent" in a museum in Cardiff, Wales)

praying · Jan 4, 2006

freespirit2001 said:
THESE ARE PICTURES OF A KIND OF TUBA CALLED "THE SERPENT:"

"A SERPENT FESTIVAL"

"A SERPENT CHANDELIER IN BRUSSELS"

" A KIND OF "SERPENT" TUBA CALLED THE "ANACONDA"

FOUR SIZES OF THE SERPENT
(The last thumbnail of a "Serpent" in a museum in Cardiff, Wales)

See I tried to tell people way back in the beginning of this thread about the serpent tuba and that was why the tuba is truly of the devil I worry for the soul of those who voted no it isn't. They will truly have to work out their salvation in fear and trembling over this acceptance of tubas. Once we accept tubas then what, wholes bands of raving, loud instruments will take hold.

DaveS · Jan 4, 2006

In old age, a cello will become a double bass and often has problems moving around.

...and staying in tune...

Buttermilk · Jan 4, 2006

UberLutheran said:
TRUE MUSICAL FACTS

The viola is somewhat bigger than the violin.

That's because the viola has reached puberty, and is having its growth spurt.

When it is fully mature, it will be a fully adult cello.

In old age, a cello will become a double bass and often has problems moving around.

Polycarp1 · Jan 4, 2006

Two views of the Hautboy, and soloist Marc Trenel with his Hautboy:

freespirit2001 · Jan 4, 2006

mhatten said:
See I tried to tell people way back in the beginning of this thread about the serpent tuba and that was why the tuba is truly of the devil I worry for the soul of those who voted no it isn't. They will truly have to work out their salvation in fear and trembling over this acceptance of tubas. Once we accept tubas then what, wholes bands of raving, loud instruments will take hold.

Hey mhatten! Good to see ya again! Hope all well with ya!
Yea....watch out for those....evil horn party powers ....

mark53 · Jan 5, 2006

UberLutheran said:
My nomination for the single worst pun even posted on a CF thread!

TRUE MUSICAL FACTS

The viola is somewhat bigger than the violin.

That's because the viola has reached puberty, and is having its growth spurt.

When it is fully mature, it will be a fully adult cello.

In old age, a cello will become a double bass and often has problems moving around.

I'll take note of that! My jokes are B flat but you will see sharp and bar me! He He

DaveS · Jan 5, 2006

That looks a bit like a bassoon...

BASSOONS ARE OF THE DEVIL!!!!

My mum will now kill me - she is a bassoon fanatic!

ascribe2thelord · Jan 7, 2006

Certainly tubas are not of the devil but they are unnecessarily loud, and when I'm trying to play in the church orchestra it drowns out the melodic sounds my cello is TRYING to make!!!!!

ArmouredSaint · Jan 12, 2006

No but my toaster may be!

Ceccia · Jan 12, 2006

Polycarp1 said:
Of course not. Tubas are the musical representation of the Wrath of God. (And they sound that way, too!) The Tuba Mirum is the passage which immediately follows the Dies Irae.

Mozart Requiem! My favorite choral work ever.

Mirelys · Jan 12, 2006

While the tuba might not be evil in and of itself, it often inflicts pain on both the player and those in the immediate vicinity (neighboring states). Because people can't be trusted to make responsible decisions about the tuba, it should be outlawed.
After the tuba is outlawed, those who suddenly find themselves without an instrument should take up the clarinet in order to retrain their poor ears. Sort of an auditory detox...

SallyNow · Jan 13, 2006

To the best of my knowledge, tubas are not of the devil, because when combined with other instruments, they can make wonderful symphonies of music!

However, tubas can be used for bad purposes, such as really loud, cheesy ads that are on at 3am during a nice quiet episode of M*A*S*H, which you are watching because you want to get to sleep and you the episode backwards and forwards. And worse, the tuba calls you into the store, and then you want to see what interesting stuff the store has to spend money on, like the three Sirens of the mythology, only in annoying late-night tuba form.

ltrain · Jan 15, 2006

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Are Tubas of the Devil?

Are Tubas of the Devil?

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