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Are Tubas of the Devil?

Are Tubas of the Devil?

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Wiffey

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LOL, as there is no evidence that the early church fathers ever played a tuba, and there were no tubas to be seen in the Mediterranean basin prior to the 4th Century, clearly tubas are a modernist heretic innovation and all who play them will be cast into the fiery furnace...:p

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Wiffey said:
LOL, as there is no evidence that the early church fathers ever played a tuba, and there were no tubas to be seen in the Mediterranean basin prior to the 4th Century, clearly tubas are a modernist heretic innovation and all who play them will be cast into the fiery furnace...:p

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LOL haha. that's good wiffey! :)
 
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CaDan said:
No waffling. This is a straight up yes or no poll.


Well since the precursor to the Tuba was an instrument called The Serpent I would say yes the tuba is of the devil. ;)

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That, plus the tubists I've written for can never play what I write for them.

"It's too hard!"
"What did you write it that way?"
"Tubas can't play a high C!"
"What do you mean 'sing this note while playing the other note to produce the following harmonic chord'?"
"It's not pretty!"
"Those are 32nd notes." (Yes, I know they're 32nd notes -- I need eight notes per beat, so I wrote 32nd notes.)

ad nauseum...

Violists, on the other hand, play an instrument designed in Heaven and inspired by God. :thumbsup:
 
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