anyone got any good Christian Jokes??

[Thunderchild]

Back in the row-boat, the Catholic Priest, the Baptist Minister, and the Pentecostal preacher found a good fishing spot and settled in to business.

The Catholic Priest decided that it was a good place to celebrate mass, (Peter being a fisherman and all), so he hopped out of the boat and walked across the water to get the elements for the eucharist. It was a long walk to shore, and he got back nearly an hour later.

The Baptist minister decided to join the priest in an ecumenical eucharist, but he wouldn't drink wine, so he hopped out of the boat and walked back to get some grape juice.

Not to be outdone by the other men of the cloth - the pentecostal preacher thought for a while, and made an excuse to go back to shore. He hopped out of the boat and sank straight down into twenty feet of water. So the Priest turned to the Minister and said, "Do you think we should have told him about the sand bar?"

 

[sk8Joyful]

I'm sharin' this one with everybody I know, LOL
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Altya: lol!!! funny!!!

Celtic: Ain't that the truth!! Okay, Okay, I got one:

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They sent faxes.
They opened e-mail.
They sent out e-mail... with attachments.
They downloaded.
They made cards.
They did every known job.

About ten minutes before their time was up, lightning flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them rebooted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became very irate: "Wait! He must have cheated. How did he do that?"

God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."

 

[TheRedFox]

I'm sharin' this one with everybody I know, LOL
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That one was pretty good, wasn't it? I think more than one kind of person can get a kick out of it.



<3

 

[TheMainException]

These are so great! I love so many of them!

 

[DominiLady]

Then quickly the barber came out with his razor knife in one hand and a Bible in the other while saying "Good morning sir. I have a question for you..........Are you ready to die?"

hilarious

 

[bessiewng]

like what you said, it is like medicine to the spirit!!

 

[StuartGohl]

Hilarious

 

[DreamOutLoud]

Brilliant jokes
Especially 'Jesus saves one'