An Open Book

[jesuspickedmeup]

[/color][/size]We need to host one sometime in the next month.

yep for our b-days

 

[heavensangelwv]

A taxi driver was called to take a group of passengers to the train
station. The station is normally an hour away, but with traffic being extra
heavy, it took a full hour and a half. On the return trip the traffic was
still as heavy and yet it took only 90 minutes. Why?

An hour and a half is 90 minutes... It was the same both ways

 

[jesuspickedmeup]

How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one
word? Note: There is only one correct answer.

 

[heavensangelwv]

yep for our b-days

That is a great idea!!! How about October 18?

 

[jesuspickedmeup]

After the new Canon Law that took effect on November 27, 1983, would a
Roman Catholic man be allowed to marry his widow's sister?

 

[heavensangelwv]

How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one
word? Note: There is only one correct answer.

"One word" is the correct answer

 

[GodsAmbassador2Nicolette]

All my mechanical pencils are number 2...lol

 

[heavensangelwv]

After the new Canon Law that took effect on November 27, 1983, would a
Roman Catholic man be allowed to marry his widow's sister?

If he has a widow, he is dead... So, no.

 

[heavensangelwv]

All my mechanical pencils are number 2...lol

Lip and eye pencils aren't #2

 

[jesuspickedmeup]

A woman proves in court that her husband was murdered by her sister, but the judge decides that the sister cannot be punished. Why?

 

[jesuspickedmeup]

A woman is found hanging by her neck from the high ceiling in an otherwise empty locked room with a puddle of water under her feet. How did she kill herself?

 

[GodsAmbassador2Nicolette]

I forgot about those, I will have to check mine and see what they are...lol

 

[jesuspickedmeup]

A man was just doing his job when his suit was torn. Why did he die three minutes later?

 

[jesuspickedmeup]

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

 

[heavensangelwv]

A woman proves in court that her husband was murdered by her sister, but the judge decides that the sister cannot be punished. Why?

I'm not sure about this one... Are they conjoined twins?

 

[heavensangelwv]

A woman is found hanging by her neck from the high ceiling in an otherwise empty locked room with a puddle of water under her feet. How did she kill herself?

She was standing on ice?

 

[heavensangelwv]

I forgot about those, I will have to check mine and see what they are...lol

You better

 

[heavensangelwv]

A man was just doing his job when his suit was torn. Why did he die three minutes later?

He was an astronaut

 

[GodsAmbassador2Nicolette]

What do you think of cosmetics for guys?

I was somewhat surprised there was lines of cosmetics just for guys...lol

I guess lotion to keep my hands from getting too dry is my dirty little secret...lol

 

[jesuspickedmeup]

BRUSSELS — A ten-year-old Belgium girl gave birth to a baby boy last year, according to Expatica News.
The pregnancy came as a 'big' surprise to the girl, says Dr. Robert Chef who examined the girl.
According to Expatica, the doctor said the 10-year-old came to him with "unexplained abdominal pain." He said he noticed the girl gained some weight and after examining her, he discovered that she was nine months pregnant,
The father was reportedly a 13-year-old schoolmate.
According to Chef, the 10-year-old's grandmother said she would raise the baby as her own.
what would you do if she was ur's?