But it was on the INTERNET!!!!
I'm a member of the (according to one conspiracy website) "virtually unknown powerful international ancient Greek
ultra secret Masonic society,
Order of the AHEPA, the
American Hellenic Educational Progressive Association" that the Pizzagate owners are also members of. I want to let you know that in one of our meetings to take over the world, we spent 20 minutes arguing over the price of feta cheese that we sell from our slave labor
Seriously, we had a formal debate on the price of feta cheese following the apparently Satanic Robert's Rules of Order... arrrrrggggg... You don't know how BORING world domination really is! Pinky and the Brain have it easy every night trying to take over the world.