A to Z: Stupid Names for a Cat

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Flakee

 

[ozso]

Gunk

 

[Vap841]

Hypochondriac

 

[Abide with me.]

Indigo the individual, irrepressibly innovative and inscrutable.

 

[ozso]

Jerry

 

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Kylee the kute kitten

 

[Vap841]

Loser

 

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Mutt

 

[Abide with me.]

Aaagghh! You beat me to the M's I'm saying mine anyway,

Mogadon..

 

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Aaagghh! You beat me to the M's I'm saying mine anyway,

Mogadon..

Ya snooze, ya lose, as they say

Nappy

 

[Abide with me.]

Ooi!!!! You!!!!!

 

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Purple Pimpernel (PP for short)

 

[Abide with me.]

Quick mc,slick.

 

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Rumplestiltskin ([bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse] for short)

 

[ozso]

Submissive

 

[klutedavid]

A completely ridiculous word game! Pretend that I'm about to get a cat, and I need your help to offer me the stupidest possible name for him/her!

For those of you who may be unaware, and A to Z word game works by following the letters of the alphabet. For example: The first response may be Asparagus, because it starts with A, and who in their right mind would name a cat Asparagus???? Then the second user would use a word that starts with B; such as Butterbutterbutter! Then the next wacko would say Carp, then the next, Ding-Dong the Dung Beatle, and so on.

Get it? Then let's go!!!!

I would call my cat "dog".

 

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Tumtum

 

[ozso]

Valvoline

 

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Windy

 

[URA]

Ooi!!!! You!!!!!

Must be a common name for a cat; I hear this one yelled out all the time!

To keep this going, I could name a cat Xerox...then the next cat Xerox....then the next cat Xerox...

(If you don't get the joke, Xerox is a brand of copiers...hence, repeatedly naming a cat after a copier)