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A completely ridiculous word game! Pretend that I'm about to get a cat, and I need your help to offer me the stupidest possible name for him/her!

For those of you who may be unaware, and A to Z word game works by following the letters of the alphabet. For example: The first response may be Asparagus, because it starts with A, and who in their right mind would name a cat Asparagus????^_^ Then the second user would use a word that starts with B; such as Butterbutterbutter! Then the next wacko would say Carp, then the next, Ding-Dong the Dung Beatle, and so on.

Get it? Then let's go!!!!:clap:
 

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I would name my cat Ebenezzer, "Ebenezzer the Cat". ( I would have named it simply "Cat", but C was taken.)
 
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Geranium - too long and flowery.

I would name my cart Fart ... but probably then nickname him stinky ;o)
My dog's nickname is Fartypants, one of her many nicknames.
 
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H is for Hieronymus Higgenbotham the Himalayan.
I LOVE IT!!!!!:clap:

I don't even know what that first word means, but I love it!!

I suppose I'll pick up with I (who really cares about starting on A, anyway?^_^).

My cat shall henceforth be named...Icing Island

(Whether you read that as a hockey penalty or as cake topping is irrelevant; it's a pretty stupid name either way!^_^)

My God continue to bless us all, through good humor & strange conversations!:pray:
 
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Sorry for being out of order. I have a cat whose name is mailman. It is a bit weird calling for him, a couple of times I did this as the post office mailman arrived. The vets remember him though. He is now 20 years old now and I estimate he has gone in and out of the house at least 30,000 times. We have a neighborhood cat that looks like a cow. I call him the milkman.
 
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Just refuse to let any cat into your life. You will regret it!

Dogs are so much more intwellegwent. o_O
BLASPHEMY!!!!! Cats are the superior species!!! Retract your statements now!!!!!!:mad:

^_^
 
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We had a beautiful furball that we named---Doggie. We had wanted a dog, but the landlord didn't allow any pets---however, a cat we could hide---shortly afterwards, the landlords had a little Shiatzu and pretty soon everybody had a pet!


OOOPPSS!! Out of order---sorry!

Talking about Christmas. In our house we dont have a stuffed turkey, no. We have a stuffed cat! :p...Woof!

Watch it shortstuff---I'll stuff you!!---Meow! Noses that are low down to the ground, like yours, were made to get shredded by long, very sharp claws!!
 
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We had a beautiful furball that we named---Doggie. We had wanted a dog, but the landlord didn't allow any pets---however, a cat we could hide---shortly afterwards, the landlords had a little Shiatzu and pretty soon everybody had a pet!


OOOPPSS!! Out of order---sorry!



Watch it shortstuff---I'll stuff you!!---Meow! Noses that are low down to the ground, like yours, were made to get shredded by long, very sharp claws!!

Yikes! :eek:
 
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Squirt! Thats not nice! I am reporting you for cruelty!


PHHHFFFFFT!
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I think I can find middle ground between the wonderful cat people & the losers who like dogs better with these beautiful portraits of a fat orange cat spliced into famous paintings:

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If you've been on these forms for a few years, you may recognize this one as an old profile photo of mine:
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Just look up "Fat cat art" for more insanity!

Keep having fun, it's what this thread is all about!^_^. And if it helps us have life to the fullest, then in a wonderful sort of way, we are fulfilling Jesus' commands!:pray:
 
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