Dear Mr. ___________
It is my great and most formal pleasure to inform you that you have been selected to recieve a FREE XBOX. All you have to do is go to THIS SITE (thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=lotr1) to claim your prize.*
*Please read all applicable details:
1 Kickass givaways, inc. reserves the right to give your information, your house, your soul, your wife or your bass guitar to telemarketers, newlyweds, Satan, Satan and Satan respectively.
2 Certain Conditions apply: winner recieves prize after walking into Kickass Giveaways (552 5th avenue, NY, NY,) and handing man in teal stretch suit and sungalsses three million US dollars in solid Gold Bullion, saying "Here, take this. You've been good, I want you to have it." in regards to said gold bullion. Also, winner must repay _____________ the $20 library fine incurred upon him as a consequence of said winner's failure to return "The Screwtape Letters" to the library in time.
It is my great and most formal pleasure to inform you that you have been selected to recieve a FREE XBOX. All you have to do is go to THIS SITE (thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=lotr1) to claim your prize.*
*Please read all applicable details:
1 Kickass givaways, inc. reserves the right to give your information, your house, your soul, your wife or your bass guitar to telemarketers, newlyweds, Satan, Satan and Satan respectively.
2 Certain Conditions apply: winner recieves prize after walking into Kickass Giveaways (552 5th avenue, NY, NY,) and handing man in teal stretch suit and sungalsses three million US dollars in solid Gold Bullion, saying "Here, take this. You've been good, I want you to have it." in regards to said gold bullion. Also, winner must repay _____________ the $20 library fine incurred upon him as a consequence of said winner's failure to return "The Screwtape Letters" to the library in time.
