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Does anyone else find the Cyanide & Happiness stuff hugely funny?

I don't know if some of it's a little close to the knuckle for this place :scratch:
 
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Does anyone else find the Cyanide & Happiness stuff hugely funny?

I don't know if some of it's a little close to the knuckle for this place :scratch:

OK, ya lost me here...I assume "Cyanide & Happiness" is the comic strip, and "close to the knuckle" means something like edgy or borderline acceptable?

CelticRose( Oz) and I (USA) used to do this all the time in the anabaptist forum, I'd say something and she didn't understand, then she'd say something an I was lost~english speaking cultural divides;)
 
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OK, ya lost me here...I assume "Cyanide & Happiness" is the comic strip, and "close to the knuckle" means something like edgy or borderline acceptable?

CelticRose( Oz) and I (USA) used to do this all the time in the anabaptist forum, I'd say something and she didn't understand, then she'd say something an I was lost~english speaking cultural divides;)
That's it exactly, dude :D I was easing y'all in with the drinking one. That one's very non-borderline. But the one I posted after may well be over the line... even though it really is laugh out loud funny :sorry:
 
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On a visit to my wife's native England for our honeymoon, we arrived at London's Gatwick Airport.

Tania headed for the British passport control line while I, an American, waited in the foreigners' line. When my turn came, the customs officer asked me the purpose of my visit.

"Pleasure," I replied. "I'm on my honeymoon."

The officer looked first to one side of me, then the other. "That's very interesting, sir," he said as he stamped my passport. "Most men bring their wives with them."
 
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On a visit to my wife's native England for our honeymoon, we arrived at London's Gatwick Airport.

Tania headed for the British passport control line while I, an American, waited in the foreigners' line. When my turn came, the customs officer asked me the purpose of my visit.

"Pleasure," I replied. "I'm on my honeymoon."

The officer looked first to one side of me, then the other. "That's very interesting, sir," he said as he stamped my passport. "Most men bring their wives with them."

LOL ^_^ ^_^
 
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When my granddaughter, Ann, was 9-years-old, she was given an assignment by her teacher to write a story on "Where my family came from." The purpose was to understand your genealogy.

I was not aware of her assignment when she asked me at the dining room table one night, "Grandma, where did I come from?" I responded quite nervously because my son and daughter-in-law were out of town and I was stalling until they returned home, "Well, honey, the stork brought you."

"Where did Mom come from then?"
"The stork brought her, too."
"OK, then where did you come from?"
"The stork brought me too, dear."
"Okay, thanks, Grandma."

I did not think anything more about it until two days later when I was cleaning Ann's room and read the first sentence of her paper, "For three generations there have been no natural births in our family."

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God said 'Go down into the valley'
"What's a valley? asked Adam' and God explained it to him.
Then God said 'Cross the river'
What's a river? asked Adam
and God explained it to him.
'Then God told Adam.' On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave'
'What's a cave? asked Adam, and God explained that to him.
'In the cave you will find a woman' said God
'What's a woman? asked Adam.
So God explained that to him and said 'I want you to reproduce.'
'How do I do that? asked Adam. So God explained.
So off went Adam down into the valley across the river, and over the hill and into the cave and found a woman.
Five minutes later he was back.
God said angrily, 'What is it now?'
And Adam said 'What's a headache?
 
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