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Akita Suggagaki

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I thought it was Jane Seymour - same name as the actress.

Jane Seymour - Wikipedia

#1. Wife - "Not tonight darling, I have a headache" - Henry VIII "Not to worry love, we'll soon sort that out"

#2. After double doors had to be installed in the castle to allow for Henry VIII's massive frame, he was no longer the same man who enjoyed playing his horn or teaching his kids.

He was a two-door tooter Tudor too dour to tutor
 
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Akita Suggagaki said:
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all say.
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The barber round the corner was in the news. He'd been arrested for drug dealing.

We've been customers for eight years.

We didn't even know he was a barber.
 
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alllivesmatter said:
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. One said to the other, “Hey Frank, a lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?” The other monster replied, “Be a gentleman and roll them back over to her.
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Where is my pinesol to clean my glasses?

 
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